Woman wanted

Hi im a single w/m/28 looking for a single woman. Im chaotic neutral 16/15/15/14/17/18.
Class, stats and alignment may vary.

Message me if interested, or would like more information. Or anyone that needs a cool friend!

 

now I see why point-buy guys finish last

 

Ok truth be told im not very social like MOST gamerz (Dont kid yourself, if youre reading this youre in this category). Basically every realtionship i've been in I wasnt the initiator, so I just thought "Hey why not look where compatible people would be". Im cute, cool, and very open once you know me, so come on ladies, get to know me!

 

I know this orc chick who LOVES to get it on:

She's looking for an intelligent, kind-hearted, romantic man for long, moonlit walks on the beach and massacres. "Thick", 300 lb, hair - none (on head); eyes - green; skin - green. Member of Marrow-Drinker Tribe. Proficient with all kinds of axes, but will use anything that comes to hand. Looking for any human or demi-human male that has LOTS of stamina, or at least tastes good raw after sex. Come on guys, check this one out!

No smokers or druggies.

 

I might opt out for this offer GA, are you the POC for this chick? elvicthr JK

 

Well, she's kind of a stalker. I've been hiding in my attic since Thursday. Seriously, you'd be helping me out, dude. She's not shy, so don't worry making a good first impression. Just brace for impact. :nervous:

 

Hmm, I have done stupider things. Besides, I need good stories to tell the guys at the VFW when im 80:blahblah:

 

Smokin'! She's ex-USMC. Uses a lot of old quotes like, "C'mon, you want to live forever?", during foreplay.

 

ooh, she sounds like a real challenge!
I would take it, but Kamanze seems too interested. ^_^

Btw, GA82...what happened with your twin dwarf girlfriends? :icon_chuc

 

Is it true that dwarven thingy-majigs are sideways?

 

Trust me, except for basic survival, she is NOT a challenge. I would have escaped long ago (she's not good with knots), but she's got a bedonk-gedonk that KILLS! (No really! It kills.)

They were GNOMES! And they weren't twins, they were 2 years apart. But, I kept calling them by each others names. So, they got tired of me, kicked me in the ankles and left me for a halfling who was "big in the right place". (Better be the wallet.)

Wouldn't know about Dwarf chicks, the beard always puts me off.

 

I got a pretty high bluff so shouldnt be much of a challenge, plus my Perform skill is high if you know what im saying.... :thumbsup:

"Is that a quarterstaff in your pocket or are you just happy to see me":love:

wow i truly am a loser

 

Not yet. I mean, I'm sure you two will be very happy together. Well, gotta go catch a plane.