Wish corruptor

Granted. Henceforth, this forum will be filled with spam, most of it for Russian brides and similarly dull nonsense.

I wish I could make myself go lift some weights, instead of sitting here wasting time on the computer.

 

Granted; your chair will now deliever an electric shock to your rear end every three seconds, encouraging you to get up.

I wish that I had a job that payed good money.

 

Granted; you had it and got fired.

I wish I had a million squillion more uncorruptable wishes.

 

Granted, but a squiilion added onto any number automatically negates it, which means you become a genie, enslaved to the whims of such folks as me.

I wish that someone would write my Psychology paper for me.

 

Granted. Your mentally ill seven year old secret half brother writes your paper for you, leading to a chain of events that ultimately leads to the end of Human civilization and the rise of a world ruled by highly intelligent and darkly evil kittens.

I wish someone would get my web page into shape. Preferably a nice, attractive shape.

 

Granted. The resulting temporal paradox sends your mind screaming to Evil Kitten Land, where you co-inhabit the body of a young tabby named Starshine.

I still wish someone would make my web page a bit more entertaining.

 

Granted; watermark a picture of angeline jolie for the background:

 

OK... Now it's my turn. I want Order of the Stick
to fight Abe and Preston from Alien Loves Predator.

 

denied, you might want it, but you didn't wish for it.

I wish I had more shiny shiny dee-vee-dee's

 

Granted.
You now own the complete collection of Elmo DVD's. Unfortunately they came with a price, you must watch every disk with rapt attention at least once in every 24 hour period, or you will lapse into a catatonic stated filled with dreams of Elmo.

I wish I had a sample of every product H&K had ever made.

Cuchulainn.

 

Granted, you now have shimmering Disgustingly Viscous Discharge.

I wish that my parents would move out.

 

@ Cuchulainn: granted unfortunatly the first one you try out is one of their failed, unreleased hand guns - the one the is really an antipersonal mine.

@whatsername74: granted, they move out and Cuchulainn with his new gun collection moves in.

I wish I had a nice new freshly cooked meatlovers Pizza for free.

 

Granted.
It was nice and freshly cooked 50 years ago. And the best thing is
you don't have to pay. Enjoy!

I WISH to never see Elan (OotS) invisible again. Sounds paradoxical, huh?