Wish corruptor

Granted. Sort of... You try to change your custom title but it occurs
that you've reached the letter limit after typing "A THIRSTY
UNDEA" Unfortunately, you have to be the stoned one.

I wish my eyes stopped hurting.

 

Granted:
Your eyes stop hurting nanoseconds after a snipers bullets flies through your right eye and into your brain, killing you almost instantly.

I wish the economy would improve, and that Ted would release the new update to KoTB

The Royal Canadian

 

How would shooting Maggit in the brain kill him instantly?

Granted. The economy does improve (next fall(?), assuming the tax increases don't slow it), but new tchnology makes your job obsolete and you can't afford to play the enormous quantity of fantastic new material that Ted finally releases a decade after that.

I wish public school education worked, and I could teach more advanced Math classes.

 

Granted. But with the general decrease in public ignorance - television, movies, sports, console games, and your job fade away.

I wish wool wasn't so irritating to human skin. :scratchhe

 

granted, when wool come into contact with human skin it turns it into sharkskin, which is then irritated by the wool.

I was someone would remake the wizard of oz movie, but this time not change things from the original book.

 

Granted, but they cast the most popular, but God-awful, young actors of today in the parts, and the whole movie winds up being about 3 and a half hours long, so everyone walks out in the middle- sort of like the Last Lord of the Rings movie, but without the good acting...

I wish that Osama Bin Laden were caught and brought to America...

 

Granted, but then fox makes a TERRIBLE reality show starring him. One more we don't need.

I wish weed was legal.

 

Granted. It's been legal all along, but you were too stoned to notice. When you finally find out, the thrill is gone. So, you switch to something REALLY out there, like modding. They find you years latter, hunched over an obsolete laptop in an alley, and arrested for using electricity, which has been illegal for years.

I wish they would make a car that ran on bullshit.

 

Granted, however the emissions are so foul the atmosphere of the planet flees to venus just to escape the smell.

I wish that WotC hadn't moved on from 3.5

 

Granted, but 3.5 edition books sell out and become obsolete and extremely expensive and WotC launches its new game:

DDO PnP!!!

I wish I could get a little respect....