Wish corruptor

Granted, I will give you $20 for it.

I wish I was rich

 

Granted! You are rich but as the story goes, everybody want's your money as well and you are murdered in cold blood. :tombstone

I wish that everything goes according the plan on my weddingday.

 

granted, but it all falls apart (or off ) on your wedding night.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

 

Granted, but after a while you atart seeing brad pitt hanging around, telling you to hit him, and that you should start making soap...

I wish life would get better

 

GRANTED! But every living thing dies suddenly.

I wish someone makes new NPC in TOEE, CE male halfling ranger multiclassed into barbarian that goes by the name BELKAR BITTERLEAF.

 

Granted!

New NPC male halfling ranger-barbarian BELKAR BITTERLEAF is introduced in the Green Griffin Inn in TOEE. Unfortunately, Bitterleaf is magically bound to wash dishes and sweep floors for the rest of his days as compensation for groping the innkeeper's daughter.

I wish my arch nemesis would choke on an apple core and have his corpse discovered in a situation so utterly humiliating that even his own mother is forced to laugh.

 

Granted, the police found him in your bed. (I'm so sick and twisted)

I wish my wish was incorruptible.

 

granted.....

 

Granted, but now everyone hates you for threadkill.

I wish I was more independent.

 

Granted, you are now amazingly independent, so independent that your cells actually start acting independently and separate to become their own entities, leaving you a gelatinous blob.

I wish RA Salvatore would hurry up and publish his next book.

 

Granted, but in hurrying to publish his next book, a dog ate the printed hardcopy and whizzed on the computer containing the softcopy of which fried the computer and the dog along with any hope of publishing the book.

I wish the Co8.org KotB module was already 100 percent completed and a public release.

 

Wish should be officially renamed to "ruin" or "suicide"... Even when you cast it for yourself it always goes wrong, and in the worst possible way. where it should just give partial benefit rather then complete ruination.

 

Granted! Unfortunately your computer takes a turn for the worse due to the excessive amount of drooling you did, while hovering over the keyboard waiting for the download to finish.

I wish I had the skills to contribute more than just my opinion to the Co8 team of miracle workers.

 

granted! but you contibuted your stupidity and made a potato head game.

i wish i hade and evil pony from hell and did whatever i said

 

granted, but you have to pick it up personally, and the only command you seem to be able to give the poor lad is "get in behind".

I wish my chores would do themselves.