Wish corruptor

Well you order one cold 12-ounce beer to drink but
unfortunately by the time you were given the beer
it got bloody warm. Enjoy. :drunk:

Hmm... I wish I knew Old English better... that course
and Anglo-Saxon poetry is killing me!

See for yourself:

And here's a translation (not by me of course!)

see what I mean?

BTW, have you noticed that a Shiningter has registered lately?
That's uncanny.

 

granted you become such a master of old english you forget all other languages, now no one else can understand you.

i wish i had a never ending bottle of scotch

 

Granted:

soon the world becomes overflood with Scotch (not to mention a drunk world population)


I wish i have a single, perfect uncorruptible wish

 

granted, but you can't think of what to wish for so you just wish for a big mac with no pickles.

I wish I had a time-turner (the thing Hermione had in the 3rd harry potter book)

 

granted, but not only do they enjoy halloween premature, every enjoyable past time they participate in ends prematurely. :shy: :no:

oh well, at least us men have someone to blame now.

I wish I wasn't lazy.

 

Granted.. but now you find yourself so full of energy, that you take on 5 jobs a day and have no more time for this forum, or the game..

i wish i was on holiday, sitting on the beach with my girlfriend, with my belly sticking out in the sun, and a cold beer perched in my belly button

 

That must be a big belly button for a beer to fit in it!

Granted, but your belly becomes sunburned, the pain of which causes you to knock over your beer. Your girlfriend is then attacked by a sand-shark, leaving you with the dilemma of saving your girl or your tipping beer -- you hesitate, and lose both to the sands.

I wish all politicians, world wide, would be forced to tell the truth for a 72 hour period.

 

it's not quite big enough yet for a beer.. but im working on it

granted, but being forced to tell the truth, they reveal that dick cheney is really pinky, and george bush is the brain and have been working towards brain's plan to take over the world.

i wish i wouldve made up my mind faster, and at least saved my beer

 

granted, you saved your beer, but not your mrs. and due to the fact that now everyone knows that you saved your beer over your g/f no one wants to be with you ever again - even your hands abandon you.

I wish there were more appropriate holidays in the southern hemisphere rather that having halloween in spring and songs about snow and shit on a 30 degree (86 for all you yanks) christmas day

 

granted, but then george bush decides to run and gets elected..

i wish i could have a peaceful holiday, without sand sharks and spilled beer

 

granted, you have a holiday without sand or beer.

I wish I had a brand new computer that could run all the latest games.

 

Granted, your neck miraculously stops hurting about two minutes after the trapdoor, (of the gallows) opens.

I wish my hairline would stop receding.