Granted. Just take your gear off! (OotS joke for anyone who doesn't get it!) I wish everyone gets that joke, lest I be BADLY misunderstood.
Granted, but now every mod will be heavily OotS influenced, to the point that Xyklon will become the main villain in the KotB mod project. I wish I could type 300 wpm.
Granted. But your vocabulary is now limited to the word "a". I wish I had $37 million CAD (damn Super7 and it's seductive promises) Cuchulainn.
Make a wish or stop spamming our thread! :rant: Granted. You are now the sole owner of a kiddy-porn company with the $37 mill, and the FBI are at the door. I wish cats and dogs loved each other.
Granted, cats and dogs now love each other. Sadly, they're doing so on your sofa. This will not end well. I wish that Atari would take a wild chance and produce a turn based D&D game with the fun, thought and re-playability of the BG series, using an upgraded bug-free version of the ToEE engine.
Granted. Now roll over and turn off your alarm clock I wish that I had a closet full of brand new clothes.
Granted. One wardrobe of hot-off-the-presses burkhas, coming right up. I wish my shares would all double in value.
Granted, now you can see dead people. The police will be around shortly. I wish I had more self discipline.
granted but they're all geeks you met online obsessing over a buggy dnd game and will never met in real life. I wish the goblins would take you away, right now
Granted. Unfortunately, this means that you will inevitably be forced to not only learn the words to the "You remind me of the babe" song, but to fight off the romantic advances of an aging David Bowie. I wish this coffee were better.
Granted. The coffee is now blended with the proper 50% decent Irsih Whiskey. The cops of course will be waiting at your car when you go to drive home. I wish I had a bottle of Jameson. Cuchulainn.
Granted, but since I don't know what that is, you got a nice bottle of water labelled "jameson." I wish that I had a better attention span.