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  1. Cujo

    Cujo Mad Hatter Veteran

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    granted, you become a cryptozooligist and spend the rest of your life hunting dragons.

    I wish I had a winning lotto ticket.
     
    Cujo, Jul 4, 2007
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  2. whatsername74

    whatsername74 The Poison Woman

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    Granted. You find one and promptly lose it.

    I wish I had a puppy to give to every family in the world :]
     
    whatsername74, Jul 4, 2007
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  3. Cujo

    Cujo Mad Hatter Veteran

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    granted, unfortunatly not every family wants a puppy and promptly returns them to you and now you're stuck with thousands of them.

    I wish my cell phone would work.
     
    Cujo, Jul 5, 2007
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  4. Shiningted

    Shiningted I changed this damn title, finally! Administrator

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    Granted. You can now call the next cell. Its inhabitant is named "Big Kev" and he suggests you continue this conversation in the prison showers.

    I wish I could make big fat paychecks every week, without having to work 13 hour days.
     
    Shiningted, Jul 5, 2007
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  5. Ax Thrower

    Ax Thrower Blood Lust

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    Granted, however the government has increased your taxes to 70% thereby giving you less money...

    :finger: I wish that Atari would release us the toolset.... (but then again ours might be better:lalala:
     
    Ax Thrower, Jul 6, 2007
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  6. whatsername74

    whatsername74 The Poison Woman

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    Granted, the release it to Co8 but it is totally incompatible with every mod ever so you have to start over.

    I wish I could fly.
     
    whatsername74, Jul 6, 2007
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  7. Cujo

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    Granted, but you don't have enough money for a ticket.

    I wish I could teleport (as per the spell greater teleport).
     
    Cujo, Jul 6, 2007
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  8. Ax Thrower

    Ax Thrower Blood Lust

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    Granted but on your first teleport, you end up in the jail cell of KOTB and it is magically blocked so you cant teleport back out..

    I wish I could cast 10th level fireball
     
    Ax Thrower, Jul 6, 2007
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  9. Madcat Willie

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    Granted, but you discover this spellcasting ability in the basement of your home (which, of course, has gas heat) and proceed to blow up yourself and half the block.

    I wish I could swing a long sword for more that about 15 minutes without completely tiring myself out (I tried once, it wasn't pretty, and then I realized that I would have been, unfortunately, a commoner. Me and Farmer Percy, hanging out at the Welcome Wench on Friday nights, drinking and making lewd comments about Meleny cause that's all we got in life).
     
    Madcat Willie, Jul 6, 2007
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  10. Cujo

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    granted, you can now swing a longsword for 20mins, at 21mins you then die.

    I wish my knee wasn't sore.
     
    Cujo, Jul 18, 2007
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  11. Ax Thrower

    Ax Thrower Blood Lust

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    Your knee stops hurting but in the process it locks up and you can no longer bend it, effectively giving you a wooden leg.

    I wish that I could use the Jedi mind trick on my wife and she actually cleans the house (among other things):joy: :joy:
     
    Ax Thrower, Jul 18, 2007
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  12. sirchet

    sirchet Force for Goodness Moderator Supporter

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    Granted, but you find yourself on the curb with the rest of the things she "cleaned".

    I wish this Bass Fishing Excursion my wife planned would never end.
     
    sirchet, Jul 18, 2007
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  13. Allyx

    Allyx Master Crafter Global Moderator Supporter

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    Granted, you suddenly realise that you are magically compelled to fish for bass, constantly, and cannot stop yourself from doing so, not even to cook the fish you already caught, or eat or sleep etc... You die about 2 weeks later from thirst, in a foul smelling pile of your own filth, with a mountain of bass next to you which has started decomposing from the bottom of the pile up.

    I wish I get a well paid job that requires minimal qualifications, and actual effort to do well.
     
    Allyx, Jul 19, 2007
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  14. Cujo

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    Granted, you a now an MP for the Green Party of New Zealand and get ho hang with folks such as Nandor Tanczos.

    I wish it hadn't rained on my washing.
     
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    Cujo, Jul 19, 2007
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  15. whatsername74

    whatsername74 The Poison Woman

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    Granted, little flaming bits of meteor fell on it instead.

    I wish I could go get drunk tonight.
     
    whatsername74, Sep 15, 2007
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