Wish corruptor

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  1. Cujo

    Cujo Mad Hatter Veteran

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    granted, you are now alergic to people instead.

    I wish I new which cables I need to unplug from my PC.
     
    Cujo, Jun 21, 2007
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  2. Shiningted

    Shiningted I want my goat back Administrator

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    Granted. This knowledge sparks precisely the wrong braincell into life, causing an aneurism leading to your corneas exploding - all this before you can actually unplug the cable. Now you're blind.

    I wish I had more time to mod. And sleep.
     
    Shiningted, Jun 21, 2007
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  3. Fernando

    Fernando Established Member

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    Granted. When you wake up tomorrow, everyone's dead, so you have all the time that you wish, being that you don't need to even work anymore. Still, this ain't gonna last long: in a couple months, you'll know that you're not all alone: someone keeps sending you mails reporting bugs in what you just had modded! :D

    I wish I could speak better english, so I could feel free to jump in this thread more often...
     
    Fernando, Jun 21, 2007
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  4. maggit

    maggit Zombie RipTorn Wonka

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    Granted: Now you can SPEAK very elaborate English but unfortunately you
    spell so bad that no one can understand what you're writing about. Oh yeah,
    on the other hand your speaking is so good that no one can understand you
    either because of your rich vocabulary. :]

    I wish I passed HEL(L).
     
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  5. Cujo

    Cujo Mad Hatter Veteran

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    granted, you pass Hel the Queen of the dead as you enter Niflheim, the vikings land of the dead.

    I wish there were more game threads.
     
    Cujo, Jun 22, 2007
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  6. Shiningted

    Shiningted I want my goat back Administrator

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    Granted. Dimension Dave registers 7,659 new personas and they start 51,772 threads each. All are meaningless gibberish.

    Its your job to moderate them.

    I wish the Eels would win big this weekend so we can all enjoy the bye next weekend.
     
    Shiningted, Jun 22, 2007
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  7. whatsername74

    whatsername74 The Poison Woman

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    Granted, they win big and you enjoy the bye week thoroughly, but they lose every game thereafter.

    I wishh football season (NOT soccer) would start already.
     
    whatsername74, Jun 29, 2007
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  8. Cujo

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    granted, you fall asleep, miss summer and wake up in september.

    I wish there were more hours in a weekend.
     
    Cujo, Jun 30, 2007
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  9. Shiningted

    Shiningted I want my goat back Administrator

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    Granted. Welcome to the North Pole, where days are 6 months long and weekends last a year. I hope you like eating whale blubber.

    I wish I could get a decent amount of sleep after doing these stupid night shifts.
     
    Shiningted, Jun 30, 2007
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  10. ShadowDragoon

    ShadowDragoon Advocate of Vengence

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    Granted. You are now able to sleep every day until at least noon without any prior committments disturbing you. The downside is, your wife starts calling you a lazy slob for sleeping your life away and divorces you for a man with a normal sleep/work schedule.

    I wish that someone else will use my wish. :p

    (By the by, I just stopped in to post this message. I'm still not back on the forums for good yet.)
     
    ShadowDragoon, Jun 30, 2007
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  11. whatsername74

    whatsername74 The Poison Woman

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    Granted. In your stead, I wish for Whatsername to acquire all of your material possessions and those of your loved ones. You are left with nothing because you were too lazy to think of a wish. :p

    I wish that my cat would stop chewing her hair off :(
     
    whatsername74, Jul 1, 2007
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  12. Cujo

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    granted, your cat now looks like

    [​IMG]

    I wish my rent wasn't going up.
     
    Cujo, Jul 1, 2007
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  13. whatsername74

    whatsername74 The Poison Woman

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    Granted. You get kicked out and you can live in a one hundred percent free box.

    I wish that I could party soon.
     
    whatsername74, Jul 1, 2007
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  14. Shiningted

    Shiningted I want my goat back Administrator

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    Granted. 3 nerds with an accordion and a need to polka are knocking on your door as we speak.

    I wish the All Blacks would be more competitive next time - last night was toooooo easy. :eyebrow:
     
    Shiningted, Jul 1, 2007
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  15. Cujo

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    Granted, next time the ref will be biased in the All Blacks favour

    I wish my witness expences would hurry up and get sent out.
     
    Cujo, Jul 2, 2007
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