Wish corruptor

Granted but I don't remember the title.
I wish I'd write a good song for my band.

 

Granted, but you forget to name it, so it fades into oblivion...and you suffer the MISERY of never having any success. And, Stephen King sues you, claiming you ripped off ideas for it from one of his stories. He gets a dollar and all your musical gear.

I wish this thread would fucking die...

/Cujo wished it would re-open, so it's his friggin' turn!!!

 

... granted but it only dies for 5 days then some insane person casts animate dead on it.

I wish I won the lottery

 

Granted.

You won the price of your ticket. Sadly there was a misscommunication in the Loto company and they published your name as the grand winner. For the next 10 years you get an endless string of phone calls and visits from everone you've ever met (and some you haven't) tearily explaining their desperate situation and askin for money.

I wish I could communicate without using terribly run-on sentances.

Cuchulainn.

 

Granted: You are independently wealthy to this extent
that you can afford a candy bar with no consequences
on your budget.

I wish I were conscientious.

 

granted you are now so conscientious, meticulous, careful, painstaking and particular about things that even someone who formerly seemed extremely conscientious seems so careless, irresponsible and slack that you go insane.

I wish the lawns would mow themselves

 

Granted.....You are now the proud owner of a RoboMower,(see attached picture) but the time you freed up must now be spent working two additional full time jobs inorder to pay for it

I wish jump tickets were free, (skydiving)

 

Granted. Tickets for skydiving have now become free. The drawback? They no longer supply a parachute...and don't tell you until after they push you out of the plane. :dead:

I wish I had an infinate supply of chocolate chip cookies. The Keebler ones with the big chunks of chocolate. Those are so good... :blahblah:

 

granted, an infinate supply of chocolate chip cookies, the Keebler ones with the big chunks of chocolate falls on your head.

I wish I allways had the exact change (in relevant currency) in my wallet for what ever I happened to be paying for.

 

Granted, you now are the proud owner of what we yanks call a Debit Card, just swipe and the exact price of the purchase is deducted from your account. It's a shame you are cursed with the inability to find your Wallet with the card in it.

 

Ooh...Surchet forgot to make a wish. *brings out a cake with several lit candles* Now you have to make a wish!!

 

I wish I wasn't so...........what's that word................oh yeah, forgetful.:twitch:

 

Granted. You now have the memory of an elephant (because everybody knows they never forget!). Suddenly, hundreds of memories of days long past and long forgotten come rushing back to you. Every time you were ever humiliated by a parent/family member, every word that was uttered as your ex's dumped you, every stupid and embarassing thing you did as a teenager...pretty much everything you ever wanted to forget, you now can't.

I wish all the world's apples were now the size of watermelons.

 

granted, apples are now the size of this watermelon...



I wish I wasn't so hungry.