Wish corruptor

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  1. tommy1017

    tommy1017 Member

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    granted you now hear that annoying fax noise 24 hours a day!!:google:

    i wish i knew that my comps processor would be obsolite two days after i bought it, before i wasted the money.:shrugno:
     
    tommy1017, Dec 22, 2006
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  2. Cujo

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    Granted, you knew it would be obsolite, but you bought it anyway.

    I wish some one would cook me breakfast.
     
    Cujo, Dec 22, 2006
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  3. maggit

    maggit Zombie RipTorn Wonka

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    Granted. Imagine that your favourite dish has just been served by
    one of the Royo female portrait lookalikes(TM) and suddenly your
    cat/dog/parrot/or all decided to "defecate" on your breakfast. Enjoy :drunk:

    I wish hamburgers weren't made of meat. o_O (Oohh this is gonna be fun!)
     
    maggit, Dec 22, 2006
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  4. Cujo

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    Granted, now all hamburgers are made by mac donalds.

    I wish I had a full set of watercolour paints.
     
    Cujo, Dec 22, 2006
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  5. Shiningted

    Shiningted I want my goat back Administrator

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    Granted. Every colour in the spectrum, over a trillion, each in a big fat 5 litre can, appear on your lawn.

    I wish that the kiddies in Africa would have a nice Christmas (go ahead, you B******S, ruin that! :rant: )
     
    Shiningted, Dec 24, 2006
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  6. Cujo

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    granted, they get a white christmas and they all freeze

    oh and I wish I had a TARDIS.
     
    Cujo, Dec 24, 2006
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  7. Allyx

    Allyx Master Crafter Global Moderator Supporter

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    Granted, but the power generator is missing an irreplacable componant, and the telephone only dials the police.

    I wish everyone a very merry Christmas. :p
     
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  8. maggit

    maggit Zombie RipTorn Wonka

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    Granted, everyone got their favourite presents, that
    is deodorants, perfumes and socks. Yay. Thanks, you
    bastard. :thumbsup:

    I wish you hadn't wished for that. :pirate:

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    Hmmm the topic seems to be dead... strange...
    probably because whatsername's been absent lately.
    :vampire:
     
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    maggit, Dec 25, 2006
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  9. Cujo

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    granted, he wished that someone would give you a subtle hint about your personal hygine issuses ( ie you getting smellies for xmas :p)

    I wish that my car will pass its Warrent of Fitness (WOF) tomorrow.
     
    Cujo, Jan 4, 2007
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  10. Shiningted

    Shiningted I want my goat back Administrator

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    Granted. But the tester has BO so bad that you can never get into the car again, let alone drive it. To make matters worse, Jerry Seinfeld sues you for living a life that is clearly an infringement of his show.

    I wish I get the job I am going for tomorrow.
     
    Shiningted, Jan 4, 2007
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  11. Old Book

    Old Book Established Member

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    Granted, you will get the job, and your supervisor will be the girl of your dreams, perfect in every way, everything you ever hoped for. The two of you will fall in love, marry, and have beautiful children ... who will then grow up to spend all their time playing computer games and posting on message boards. Also, the entire family will eventually be eaten by ocher jellies.

    I wish I had some coffee.
     
    Old Book, Jan 4, 2007
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  12. Shiningted

    Shiningted I want my goat back Administrator

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    Granted. Have mine. Just let me filter it through my kidneys first.

    I wish the government would spend more money on the Ochre Jelly menace.
     
    Shiningted, Jan 5, 2007
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  13. Allyx

    Allyx Master Crafter Global Moderator Supporter

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    Granted, The government raise taxes to pay for Ochre Jelly research for the next 5 years, the culmination of the research will be that Ochre jelly is best served with Ice cream (or with peanut butter in a sandwich if your in the USA) and is served to all hospital patients as part of a nutritious diet. :chew:

    I wish I could write a computer program that can read my mind and mod ToEE for me.
     
    Allyx, Jan 5, 2007
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  14. Lord_Spike

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    Granted. Atari finds out, hires you, and you & the program are never heard from again.

    I wish this little vacation of mine were permanent.
     
    Lord_Spike, Jan 5, 2007
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  15. ShadowDragoon

    ShadowDragoon Advocate of Vengence

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    Granted. You get a mysterious phone call on the last night of your vacation, asking you to meet the person at a warehouse by the docks. Like a fool, you decide to listen for no good reason. It ends up being a crazed stalker who drugs you, kidnaps you, ties you to a bed and breaks your legs. Nobody really cares that you go missing, so you're left with the crazed lunatic for many years as she forces you to write novels for her...

    I wish somebody would get that movie reference.
     
    ShadowDragoon, Jan 5, 2007
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