Wish corruptor

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by whatsername74, Nov 8, 2006.

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  1. Shiningted

    Shiningted I want my goat back Administrator

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    Granted. Your stupid presentation is complete. In hindsite, strutting around the stage like a duck while quacking and screaming "+5 vs breadcrumbs!" suggests that you should have put more effort in, and made something a little less stupid.

    I wish the folks of Co8 a merry christmas.
     
  2. ShadowDragoon

    ShadowDragoon Advocate of Vengence

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    Granted. Unfortunately, a massive terrorist plan to destroy the majority of the world's democratic population has replaced all the Christmas presents with biological weapons set to detonate upon opening the box.

    I wish my girlfriend didn't live so far away.
     
  3. Old Book

    Old Book Established Member

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    Granted. You and your girlfriend are now a strange, hybrid being, both man and woman. On the plus side, this gives you great Kung Fu and the potential for vast mystic power. On the minus side, you will never be able to just relax and watch an action movie again without her complaining.

    I wish all the pushing of Co8 I've been doing on other boards would result in more active members rather than just a few downloads.
     
  4. Cerulean the Blue

    Cerulean the Blue Blue Meanie Veteran

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    Granted. This forum is now chock full of new annoying n00b registered members, all asking the same annoying questions that have been asked and answered 1000 time before, and getting all irate when it is suggested they use the search function.

    Oh, wait. We really have that.

    Okay, so you have to answer them all.

    (Yes, the Meanie is back.)


    I wish I could transport my consciousness back in time and have it inhabit my body when I was 12, and re-live the intervening years knowing what I know now and being the person I am now.
     
  5. Lord_Spike

    Lord_Spike Senior Member Veteran

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    Granted. You get your ass kicked by every 17 year old girl you approach about having sex with, since you've the mind of an adult, but the body of an adolescent.

    I wish we had the toolset for ToEE.
     
  6. Shiningted

    Shiningted I want my goat back Administrator

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    Granted. In many ways its actually inferior to Ag's World-Builder, and the average person can't figure it out anyway. No-one new offers to mod, and the current modders get disgusted, leave, and take up Dance-Dance Revolution.

    I wish all the damn pigeons around my house would just GO AWAY. (Have I already wished that? Surely I have?)
     
  7. Cujo

    Cujo Mad Hatter Veteran

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    granted, the pigeons go away because there is now no longer a house in that location, there is just a hole in the ground (and a dwarf would call that home anyway)

    I wish I could remember the cool thing that I was going to wish for earlier.
     
  8. whatsername74

    whatsername74 The Poison Woman

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    dammit I am running out of ideas for this thing
     
  9. ShadowDragoon

    ShadowDragoon Advocate of Vengence

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    I wish people would stop using past-altering wishes. There's only so many outcomes for those...
     
  10. Old Book

    Old Book Established Member

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    Granted. Everyone's wishes will now revolve around root vegetables.

    I wish potatoes were the size of watermelons, or possibly larger.
     
  11. Sitra Achara

    Sitra Achara Senior Member

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    They're larger, alright. They now engulf the whole planet and smother everyone.

    I wish for a new wish that fulfilled what this sentence says.
     
  12. Cujo

    Cujo Mad Hatter Veteran

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    granted you are now a wire worm, and live in the giant world potatoe

    I wish our wishes didn't have to revolve around root vegetables any more
     
  13. ShadowDragoon

    ShadowDragoon Advocate of Vengence

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    Granted. You now have a full and bodiful set of breasts. If you already had breasts to begin with, they are now slightly larger.

    I wish I had a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.

    Edit: Damnit! If I hadn't have gotten that darn phone call, I would have gotten this in before Cujo :Crazy_Tig ...

    Just disregard this post.
     
  14. Cujo

    Cujo Mad Hatter Veteran

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    hey I don't mind the boobs, I just had my lungs removed so I don't look like a chick ;)

    btw granted, you have a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich - the jelly is made of jellyfish, stingers and all.

    I wish I'd thought first before getting my lungs replaced with these giant new boobs.
     
  15. smg225

    smg225 Gyro Captain

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    Granted--now you can't even excuse yourself for having gone ahead and done it on a mindless whim.

    I wish there were plenty more emotive emoticons to choose from.
     
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