Who's the Hottest Joinable NPC in ToEE?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Gaear, Jan 6, 2009.

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Who's the Hottest Joinable NPC in ToEE?

Poll closed Mar 7, 2009.
  1. Meleny

    25.0%
  2. Fruella

    1.9%
  3. Pishella

    3.8%
  4. Mother Screng / Cannoness Y'Dey

    1.9%
  5. Murfles / Hruda

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Serena

    3.8%
  7. Riana

    5.8%
  8. Kella

    5.8%
  9. Paida

    15.4%
  10. Darley

    36.5%
  1. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    There are other things that are perky, too...but I don't want to be that much of a troublemaker...and it's doubtful that sweet Meleny would ah have that particular type of attribute in the first place.

    I might add...since I am a troublemaker...that the attribute I am referring to would not rely upon a doctor's prescription for it's ah hardiness qualities.
     
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  2. Gaear

    Gaear Bastard Maestro Administrator

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    And here I thought you were talking about Meleny's boobs. :shame:
     
  3. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    Uh...that's what you guys have been talking about all this time?

    Well, then. I never knew.
     
  4. Half Knight

    Half Knight Gibbering Mouther

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    Au contraire, it is she who couldn't go away :p

    And besides...who doesn't like a bit of control from time to time? ;) Just a bit.


    GRRR don't you dare!
    I hate those tv shows. With all my heart.


    Btw, now that i voted i can't see who voted for who. Pity.

    EDIT: nvm, i figured how.
     
  5. GuardianAngel82

    GuardianAngel82 Senior Member

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    Yes, I been the victim of being called "perky" in that way. I prefer being called "happy", as in "Happy to Meet You." Followed by "Was the meeting good for you?" and "I'd be happy to meet you for lunch."

    Well met! ;)
     
  6. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    PERKY??!! *LOL*

    I love it. Damn good thing the wife doesn't participate in these posts. That term "perky" can really stick with a guy, ya know.


    Then again, more laughter in the boudoir......
     
  7. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    Ah, high school days working the frozen food department at the local grocery chain.

    Everything was so perky in those days! *wistful sigh*
     
  8. sps49

    sps49 Wide-Eyed Tourist Supporter

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    Regarding Fruella; Charisma isn't restricted to looks. She has a forceful personality, she's not shy, and she gets her way. A lot.

    I didn't know her Charisma was good. Maybe I'll try to level her as a paladin next time; if unavailable, maybe something else.

    Kella's no child; she looks young, but she's experienced.
     
  9. maalri

    maalri Immortal

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    Forceful personality can only offset so much in the looks and attitude category though. I mean Charisma is supposed to be a combination of both looks and personality, leadership, and sex appeal. Unfortunately the makers of this game didn't live up to that with dear Fruella's numbers... a 16 (Which is her starting Charisma) would be like an 8 on a scale of 1-9 for total good-looks and persoanlity combination. The current incarnation of our dear Fru-Fru, including the stock portrait for her, would probably be aobut a 6 (on the scale of 1-9) 12 or 13 otherwise at BEST... but if she WAS portrayed with a 16- she might have won this thing.

    I mean can you IMAGINE how totally HOT her portrait would have to BE to make up for that personality- and have her "even" out at a 16??!! On a scale of 1-9 it would have been a 10.5!! :p
     
  10. wizgeorge

    wizgeorge Prophet of Wizardy

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    The pnp module says she was pushy and handsome. They got the pushy part right but the portrait is awful. Elmo's portrait is terrible also. Half-Knight could fix that. Hint,hint,hint....
     
  11. Shiningted

    Shiningted I want my goat back Administrator

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    Ya think? I reckon Elmo's is spot on :scratchhe: I just wish they got the PRETENDING-to-be-drunk part right.
     
  12. Gaear

    Gaear Bastard Maestro Administrator

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    Hm, maybe we could have HK hotten Fruella up a bit. :gotmyatte Her voice will always be irritating though. Unless you're into being pushed around by strong women, in which case that's something you should keep to yourself. ;)

    BTW, here's an exciting limited time offer: for one week only, members who vote for Meleny as hottest NPC (because she is, of course) will receive a free forum shout-out in your own thread if you also donate to our host Sorcerer's Place! Yay! It's free, so donate and vote for Meleny today! :joy:
     
  13. maalri

    maalri Immortal

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    That is a TERRIBLE attempt at BRIBERY Gaear!! Shameful thing for one with such power as yourself, especially since Meleny is the Nottie, not the Hottie.

    Now if you vote for Riana- truly the HOTTEST NPC, and get her to her rightful Hottie Throne, then I can personally guarantee.....

    One MILLION Dollars...
     
  14. Spanish_Inquisition

    Spanish_Inquisition Member

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    were you expecting me to vote for darley?
     
  15. GuardianAngel82

    GuardianAngel82 Senior Member

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    WOW! I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquistion! :yikes:

    Wait for it...
     
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