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Hey! I'm a GOOD guy. I do very bad things very well, but I do them to very bad people. Okay, so I DO enjoy it...err... how about black and white stripes? :cool2: (not succeeding at looking contrite)

 

Ok, GA82. I have been chastised. Justifiably and righteously. You can wear either a white hat or a black hat. Your choice.

If I were to wear a hat, it would -- of course -- be red. With a wide brim. (No, not a sombrero.) Tilted some...but not a lot.

 

I don't think people are good, I think they DO good. I actually have selfish reasons for what I do. People who do bad things are just worthless parasites. Just business as usual, nothing special.

If you intervene in a troubled life early enough, you save them and all who follow them. That's REAL power and glory!

 

No, you were right. Black and white, simultaneously.

You want a red beret? I tip mine forward which shows my baldness:




The guy wth the captain's bars is the Chapter Leader. The temperature is 95F, about 35C.

 

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3rd time is hopefully the charm.

 

YOU, Dear Lady, have talent. :largeclap

 

OH YEAH, I agree HOT too! :flamed:

I was trying to be a gentleman in my first post.

 

Now, I didn't draw this. Someone else did.

Do you notice the little touches here and there? The jewelry?

The nose clearly is trying to catch up with the ears.

Good thing I like large-ish noses. I really like aquiline noses. I have always wished I had one. And coal-black hair and green eyes. When I was a teen, I used to pray every night when I went to bed that I would wake up with green eyes and coal-black hair. Seriously. Emerald green eyes. Then I noticed that when I was in the middle of a crying jag, that my blue eyes would look green, due to the contrast with my very red sclera. For awhile, I would pray fervently at night, waiting to fall into sleep. My hair did darken, but never made it to coal-black. Sigh. (Black is too harsh for me, anyway. My cheekbones are too high...black hair makes me look like a witch. A Macbeth type witch.)

 

OH, sorry! Gods I hope I didn't miss that bit of info soemwhere earlier.

Yup, very nice details. Subtle, but not too subtle to be overlooked or lost in the overall image.

Good thing I have a great imagination! :eyebrow:

 

Ah. Yes. Imagination. Delectable...um...asset.

 

Bah, why would you want that?
You'll look like a crow... :shame:

like me :cartman:



And yeah, that's when i got drunk the other day. It explains why i look like a zombie (two days without sleep, and two consecutives borracheras makes that to people)

Ignore the smartass on the right that looks like is about to :blowme:

 

Think about coal black hair and blue eyes. Here in Texas we have a saying: "Pretty as a blue-eyed Mexican." My cousin Sheri (hazeled-eyed, part Chickasaw [one of the 5 civilised tribes]) is married to one.

Fourteen years ago,I used to date a young lady who had black hair and eyes SO dark. You could not see they were brown except in the brightest sunlight. And often not then. Get closer to look for the brown, and you were doomed. Succubus.

My ex's eyes are green. Mine are pale blue. My son's are pale green. He looks like his Mom, but acts just like me. C's eyes are dark. As are A's. Both have dark hair. C bleaches hers. But blue eyes and black hair are a striking combination.

Scryler, get your hair dyed black. See if you like it. Aren't your eyes blue? Enjoy guys walking into walls while pretending not to look at you.