Star Wars: Force Awakens Discussion (spoilers)

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  1. sirchet

    sirchet Force for Goodness Moderator Supporter

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    Hey, I would put up with a horrendous perversion of the Star Wars saga just to see the Ewoks again. :p
     
  2. maalri

    maalri Immortal

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    Then we can start All Over again with Episode 10: Star Wars: A New Dollar where the plot is the same as Episode 4 and 7, except Disney blows up every other movie studio out there...
     
  3. FDR4PREZ

    FDR4PREZ Established Member

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    Didn't you get the memo?

    We can't call them Ewoks anymore. That term has been deemed offensive from a repressive time in history.

    Their lobbyists now say that we need to call them "Little Wookies"
     
  4. GuardianAngel82

    GuardianAngel82 Senior Member

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    Okay, but if y'all get Ewoks back, they have to be lead by Jar jar!
     
  5. sirchet

    sirchet Force for Goodness Moderator Supporter

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    Maybe they are Ewoks that identify themselves as wookies, but Ewoks just the same. :p
     
  6. Allyx

    Allyx Master Crafter Global Moderator Supporter

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    What is the life expectancy of an accident prone Gungan anyway? Episode 7 is set approximately 60 years after Episode 1, and Jar Jar was a young adult then.
     
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  7. FDR4PREZ

    FDR4PREZ Established Member

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    wasn't there a deleted scene that no one saw that had Jar Jar find a ring on Naboo that we'll discover in EP 9 that gave him a longer life span?
     
  8. sirchet

    sirchet Force for Goodness Moderator Supporter

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    Oh noooooooo, is there going to be four dark robed nasties looking for Jar Jar now? Will a great eye, deep in space, turn towards him when he wears it?
    Will Obewankanobe utter the words ... You Shall Not Pass?

    Stay tuned for this and much more when Disney's "Return of the Lego" returns.
     
  9. Shiningted

    Shiningted I changed this damn title, finally! Administrator

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    The novelisation says that in Rey's vision when she touches the lightsaber, she hears her parents saying, "we'll come back for you!"

    In the deleted scenes it sounds more like, "mee-sah come back for you, boyo!"
     
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