Cujo is going to take away Ted's virtual pimp status if this keeps up. Alba's ok, but I'm thinking we need a "Bride" character, too. I think you ought to give Meleny the Hanzo steel & a yellow jumpsuit while you're at it, Cujo.
this thread is why i love this modding community lotsa talent and a warped sense of application since we are doing this I like the alba ass idea.. and defiently the steel and jumpsuit.. ala kill bill
bride character? hmm...1st thought is Angelina Jolie as tomb raider laura kroft...lemme check my pics she is even using cujos new magic missile weapon, too...grin
Now THATS casting! Btw, line 201 in the dlg is flawed, I put the condition in the wrong part (not the first time i have done that ;-)). Feel free to fix it if you like - it just stops you signing her up if you already have max followers.
I contacted Ms. Alba in an effort to acquire the neccesary proprietary permission to use the likeness of her ass (yeah, I've got her e-mail). She said sure, no problem. We just have to pay the per-instance fee of $700,000.00. I guess it's been sort of pro-rated from the days when Halle Berry showed us her breasts on film for $500,000.00. :eyebrow: <sigh> I suppose that in reality we should make Pishella sort of reflect what she actually is -- a plain-looking, small village apprentice to a fairly renowned mage. Jessica can always make her appearance in your custom portraits for PCs, individually, if you wish. :shrug:
who said she was plain looking, is that in the diologue anywhere? but I didn't picture her to look like Jessica Alba.
I'm in the Pishella should be hawt camp. She's a relatively young woman, highly educated (apprentice to a mage), and grew up in a world where everyone does some amount of physical work (so she should be fairly fit). She's at least a healthy college co-ed type.
Okay, Pishella isn't a Jessica Alba stand-in double. So, we cannot do a "let's honor" Jessica Alba theme with regard to Pishella. Question: How many young adult women are attractive, have long gorgeous hair, are petite, and have a firm butt that is cellulite free and void of loose skin? Lots, indeed - especially, they exist in RPGs and, in paticular, AD&D and ToEE. I, for one, vote for Cujo to move forward with Pishella, keep her tall and make her beautiful with long hair along with Gaear's suggested Chaps of Eagles Splendor.
Hot is definetly the way to go. This is fantasy after all. Oh, and Gaear, for that price, we should be close enough to think there's a fresh seafood market nearby...
hahaha . . . :yes: Though I'd like to think it would more resemble a bee hive, if you get my meaning. :chew:
Ok, this forum JUST HIT ROCK BOTTOM But then, I already have plans in place to win back my virtual pimp status
-> Ted: 3 things for you to remember!.. Smirk. Any new female characters MUST be, without exception, (1) Athletic/Toned, (2) voluptuous, and (3) totally HOT.
"Wow isn't she voluptuous! Errr, in a toned way, of course..." I think I should just add a new NPC follower to the Nulb pub. Name: Foxy Thunderjugs Portrait: Jessica Alba Model: Tall female human Hair: Light brown long hair (or perhaps petite elven lass model with pigtails? ) Class: Who cares Everything else: Who cares I have a Greek lady friend with a sultry voice so deep you could hide a body in it, maybe I should give her a call... O and of course I am KIDDING, I have better things to do no matter how much you guys want this!