In the Service of Her Majesty The Queen

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  1. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    She-who-is-not-being-called-Queen crawled...weeping...snot slinging everywhere.
    *Very* unqueen-like behavior. *Sniff* (Smelling salts, smelling salts.)
     
  2. GuardianAngel82

    GuardianAngel82 Senior Member

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    Look under your name. It would say, "Yay! I'm banned!". ;)
     
  3. Shiningted

    Shiningted I want my goat back Administrator

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    Also, when you're banned, you don't get to post, "what? I'm banned? Dang you! Dang you all to heck!!!!" :rant: posts.

    My new rule was an empty threat, I admit it :blush: You sense-motived my bluff.
     
  4. GuardianAngel82

    GuardianAngel82 Senior Member

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    Milord, if I may be so bold, next time she bares her burnished behind...SPANKINGS! :yes:

    (Me, too!...and me!...)
     
  5. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    *runs in carrying a big box of soft tissues, trips on his way to assist The Queen, dropping the box and scattering tissues everywhere*

    We'll I guess it was the thought that counts. Couldn't have Our Queen all sad and snot covered could we?

    *begins picking up the tissues, finds the smelling salts. Pockets them in case of later Queen-Related emergencies*



    Edit: Oh yeah, HA HA, safe from Ted's empty threat! WOO!! HOO!!

    *looks fearfully around for Gaear or Cujo*
     
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  6. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    Hmmm....why am I not surprised? (They always say it's the tough ones that like the um rough stuff.)

    Everyone get ready to give GA82 his due.

    That's an order. We'll start with the chair. :chairshot
     
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  7. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    My hero. Truly. *nods with regal approval and...*
     
  8. GuardianAngel82

    GuardianAngel82 Senior Member

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    Could we switch to the other side for a while? Sorta keep things even...:sadblinky
     
  9. Gaear

    Gaear Bastard Maestro Administrator

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    Temp ban for EtC for not capitalizing "Queen." Twice over for not capitalizing "The" and "Our." Third time around for the indiscretion of the lower-case "Queen-Related." ;)

    (This Emirkol ban thing is kind of like Dick Cheney and his heart attacks. :grin: )

    And a :punch: for GA82 at Her Majesty's behest. ;) (Sorry GA, but she's more intimidating than you. :nervous: )
     
  10. GuardianAngel82

    GuardianAngel82 Senior Member

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    "And a :punch: for GA82 at Her Majesty's behest." I'm at her WHAT? :scratchhe (puts on helmet)

    Okay, form a line! You know the drill...

    About this banning thing, do I get sent to where the other banned people are? ;)
     
  11. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    I don't know about this place. One minute I'm sobbing, next minute I'm throwing chairs at a (not so loyal) fanboy, smiling and nodding at another more loyal, though still unproven, fanboy...and intimidating the teacher.

    The politics here are...complicated and unpredictable.

    At first glance, it seemed like such a...well...adult...place (albeit with underlying overtures of riotous hilarity, surely more suitable to monkeys?...no, no, be nice, now)

    Who coulda guessed?:confused:
     
  12. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    HA!! HA!! I fixed them! No bans for me!!

    OUCH! That's below the belt, comparing me to Cheney like that!
     
  13. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    UNPROVEN??!! Please check my prior post, My Queen. I did not mean to offend Thee, Great Lady. Please accept your servants most humblest apologies.
     
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    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    That's the problem, you assumed we're adults. ;)


    "You know, for an imbecile, you've got quite a brain."

    "Oh, Thank you!"

    --The Three Stooges
     
  15. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    :doh:
    That explains it, then. You are all too young to read romance novels. (Oh. That goes in the other thread, I think. My bad.) :doh:
     
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