How to get involved in making KotB

Discussion in 'The Keep on the Borderlands' started by Shiningted, Jun 21, 2006.

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  1. Lord_Spike

    Lord_Spike Senior Member Veteran

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    macros Lawyerjoe

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    i just dont even know how to answer the orc thing. though i did read in the national enquirer once that a guy on a camping trip claimed that a female sasquatch jumped him in his tent and took certain liberties with his private parts.

    though it makes me wonder, with all that hair, how does he know it was a female sasquatch?
     
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    male human...

    needs some form of Shillelagh...


    ...as if it were two size categories larger
     
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    whatsername74 The Poison Woman

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    I really just love you guys.
     
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    macros Lawyerjoe

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    so...now the captain morgan's kicked in, and i have had some time to contemplate the derivation of half-orcs, (and accept the warm tinglies it gives me), i think it all comes down to this:

    human male, female orc: since we know that with men it is more the opportunity than the level of attractiveness that matters, and that level of attractiveness is directly related to the level of alcohol consumption, i can totally see situations where the size thing is irrelevant as long as the opportunity is there (besides, most men are usually imagining someone else anyhow while doing the deed...when the lights are out, the other person is always beauty personified). as for the orc female, hell, she's so butt-ugly, she knows she'd better take it wherever she can get it. the opportunity might not arise again (no pun intended).

    human female, male orc: since we all know that women always go for the biggest assholes, and orcs by their very nature are the epitome of asshole, its completely understandable why the attraction is there for women. assuming that orc men are like all men, and would pretty much "share their loving and adoring affection" with anyone with a warm orifice...

    joe
     
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    macros Lawyerjoe

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    fyi guys, i am going throgh the posts here and adding people to my friends lists in the various chat programs. if you see humblejoe2002 from msn, yahoo, or aim, or my icq number 376359543, its me. i am basically adding everyone who has listed a chat name. :)
     
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    whatsername74 The Poison Woman

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    Yeah everyone, add my AIM. I don't really use yahoo.
     
  8. Cujo

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    there is also the chat option at the top of the page
     
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    blackmote Rider of Theli

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    Re: Open Invitation

    *nudge* I'm interested in helping if you still need it.

    I'll give you an idea of what I could offer: It may not be much in the way of development, but I'm definitely a story/idea old school DM with 20+ years experience. And I'm a builder with 5+ years experience with the Aurora Toolset (NwN); mostly layout and some dialogue. I am not a scripter by any stretch of the imagination. :sadblinky

    But someone give me a template mod and a tutorial and I can layout like a mo-fo. :eyebrow: or else I could give some ideas for working quests. Just let me know...

    :cool:
     
  11. daadamo

    daadamo Artist/Illustrator

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    Re: Open Invitation

    Do you need an artist? I have done with Microsoft and Humungous Entertainment...the Keep On The Borderlands holds a significant amount of personal sentiment to me. I can do character Illustrations, 2-D textures, and load screens along with any concept artwork. Or anything you might need help with. Please let me know.
     
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    hey we'll find something for you both to do
     
  13. whatsername74

    whatsername74 The Poison Woman

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    I just wanna see some dragons. A good-aligned one would be awesome.

    I'd rather not see one if it would just make it over the top and cheesey though.
     
  14. Lord_Spike

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    Re: Open Invitation

    Writers & artists are definetly needed! Try PMing ShiningTed and Screeg for info. They can let you into the KotB forum, where you can easliy see what's left to be done. Dialogue & Design awaiting in abundance.
     
  15. blackmote

    blackmote Rider of Theli

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    "1. Shiningted has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space."

    :doh:

    I'll try looking for Screeg tomorrow.
     
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