So, if we give Elmo a level in bard ... Would he just sing barroom songs. 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer .... ELMO! Enough already, sing something different ... Uh OK, what do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor? GAH! Whose idea was it to give him bard training .... Fruella!