A funny thing happened...

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  1. maalri

    maalri Immortal

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    The Order of the Stick is Hilarious!!

    OK- so Cujo's the halfling murderous ranger (big surprise there), and Ted is the villian (surprise, suprise!), so that leaves who for the others?

    I'll be Elan. :) Hey- he looks good and the only girl in the group digs him!
     
    maalri, Jan 26, 2006
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  2. Shiningted

    Shiningted I changed this damn title, finally! Administrator

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    Well, I guess this IS a fantasy game :yawn:

    And the Elf is a chick. Took me til about episode #100 to realise that too.

    Why is the Bard with 18 Cha universally disliked? (Except for the girly who likes him for his looks?) Charisma should be more than skin deep...
     
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  3. Cujo

    Cujo Mad Hatter Veteran

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    how did I get to be the murderous halfling ranger? I'm not short, if you call me short again I'll track you down and stick a couple of daggers in your eyes hehehee
     
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  4. Allyx

    Allyx Master Crafter Global Moderator Supporter

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    Here's a funny thing you guy's might be interested in. Please form an orderly queue in the Ataricommunity based 0rion79 bashing thread!

    *Please note* You can be as abusive as you like, the Atari boards aren't moderated that often (if at all), but this is done entirely at your own risk!
     
    Allyx, Jan 27, 2006
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  5. Lord_Spike

    Lord_Spike Senior Member Veteran

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    Got 'im.

    :chainsaw:
     
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    Heavydan85 Drinking Champion

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  7. Shiningted

    Shiningted I changed this damn title, finally! Administrator

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    While taking Elmo home for a visit...

    Getting this thread back on track...

    ...these are the moments that make it all worth while :D

    Did I mention Bellona was stark naked, not a shred of armour?
     

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  8. Lord_Spike

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  9. krunch

    krunch moving on in life

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    That bushshootout game is awesome!.. :)
     
    krunch, Feb 9, 2006
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  10. Shiningted

    Shiningted I changed this damn title, finally! Administrator

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    There shoulda been some warning bout the Secret Service dudes, the first one into the hall got my sweetest shot of the night ;)
     
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  11. Lord_Spike

    Lord_Spike Senior Member Veteran

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    Curufin sent me this:

    If World War II Was an RTS

    If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room
    traffic would have gone something like this.

    *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
    *Eisenhower has joined the game.*
    *paTTon has joined the game.*
    *Churchill has joined the game.*
    *benny-tow has joined the game.*
    *T0J0 has joined the game.*
    *Roosevelt has joined the game.*
    *Stalin has joined the game.*
    *deGaulle has joined the game.*
    Roosevelt: hey sup
    T0J0: y0
    Stalin: hi
    Churchill: hi
    Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
    paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
    T0JO: lol
    Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
    benny-tow: haha america sux
    Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
    Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
    Stalin: cool
    deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
    Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
    Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
    Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
    Roosevelt: get antiair guns
    Churchill: i cant afford them
    benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
    paTTon: stfu
    Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
    deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
    Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
    paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
    Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
    deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
    *deGaulle has left the game.*
    Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
    benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
    benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
    Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
    T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
    Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
    T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
    Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
    Hitler[AoE]: wtf
    Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
    Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
    Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
    Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
    T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
    Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
    Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
    Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
    benny-tow: haha
    benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
    T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
    Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
    Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
    Stalin: church help me
    Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
    Stalin: dont be an arss
    Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
    Eisenhower: LOL
    benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
    Hitler: o man ur focked
    paTTon: oh what now biotch
    Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
    *benny-tow has been eliminated.*
    benny-tow: lame
    Roosevelt: gj patton
    paTTon: thnx
    Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
    Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
    Eisenhower: Nuts!
    benny~tow: wtf that mean?
    Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
    paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
    Stalin: rofl
    T0J0: HAHAHHAA
    Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
    Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
    *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
    benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
    Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
    Stalin: OMG LMAO!
    Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
    *Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
    paTTon: hahahhah
    T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
    benny~tow: shut up noob
    Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
    paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
    Eisenhower: yah me too
    T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
    Eisenhower: fock u
    paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
    Stalin: go to hell lol
    paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
    Eisenhower: yah this is gay
    *Roosevelt has left the game.*
    Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
    Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
    *tru_m4n has joined the game.*
    tru_m4n: hi all
    T0J0: hey
    Stalin: sup
    Churchill: hi
    tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
    tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
    Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
    tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
    Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
    T0J0: wtf is nukes?
    T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
    *T0J0 has been eliminated.*
    *The Allied team has won the game!*
    Eisenhower: awesome!
    Churchill: gg noobs no re
    T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
    *T0J0 has left the game.*
    *Eisenhower has left the game.*
    Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
    Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
    tru_m4n: l8r all
    benny~tow: bye
    Churchill: l8r
    Stalin: fock u all
    tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
    *tru_m4n has left the game.*
    benny~tow: lololol u commie
    Churchill: ROFL
    Churchill: bye commie
    *Churchill has left the game.*
    *benny~tow has left the game.*
    Stalin: i hate u all fags
    *Stalin has left the game.*
    paTTon: lol no1 is left
    paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
    *paTTon has been eliminated.*
    paTTon: o sh1t!
    *paTTon has left the game.*

    Reminds me of the IRC...
     
    Lord_Spike, Feb 10, 2006
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  12. Gaear

    Gaear Bastard Maestro Administrator

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    Another anecdotal in-game tale . . .

    Testing the neutral evil opening, I took out a party of 3 pre-gen characters and had at it with the St. Cuthbert acolyte. Apparently he is one bad-ass acolyte. My half-orc barbarian fighter rushed up to him and was promptly laid low with a spinning critical hit, -4 HP and fading fast. ("Try ME, motherfucker!? Try ME!?!") The Druid and Rogue then surrounded the acolyte and intiated 4 rounds of whiffing. The rogue had trouble backstabbing because I equipped him with a longsword, which was penalizing him to the tune of -4. The Druid just couldn't hit anything normally. The badass acolyte suddenly lost his nerve and missed every try as well.

    With the half-orc barbarian at -8, the druid cast a heal light wounds on him, realizing that the only hope of another strike lay with him. The heal restored 8 HP, and the barbarian was stable but prone. Upon his turn, he got up, evaded the AoO from the acolyte, and promptly dished out a spinning critical of his own. The acolyte was killed instantly. But before the barb could savor even the slightest joy from the kill, he passed out from exertion and collapsed back to the ground.

    The overall effect was that of a temporarily reanimated corpse (a very athletic one at that), or a hungover big brother who is roused just long enough to cover the little guys before he sacks back out. :grin:
     
    Gaear, Feb 13, 2006
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  13. Shiningted

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  14. maalri

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    Has everyone seen #7 of Order of the Stick? That has got to be the most hilarious thing I have seen in years!

    Spike-I had a lot of fun with the bush shoot out.. good fun! And I copied the WWII as a RTS thing, that is veddy good, whoever created it!
     
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  15. krunch

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    Crikey!..Here's an MPG file video clip of someone Down Under having a real bad day, shocking.

    #1 - Bungee Jump -> Talk About Having A Bad Day <---Crikey!..

    Note: If you are prompted to open the file, select NO and save a copy to your hard drive and open it from your hard drive.
     
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