Everyone has their favorite song lyrics. They appear lovingly appended to signatures, and they're referenced with great weight and reverence in discussions ranging from aesthetics to politics. They speak for the broken heart, the angry dissident, and the joyous celebrant alike. Entire threads are sometimes even devoted to them. Well ... thankfully, that's not what this thread is about! Remember how Steve Allen used to recite lyrics from rock n' roll songs and reveal their inherant stupidity when delivered flatly and without their musical accompaniment? Well now is your chance to share those duds you've always harbored a special hatred (or at least a puzzled weariness) for. No need to even explain them if you don't care to; they should speak for themselves. Just credit the authors and the work so that the proper malice can be meted out to the responsible parties. I shall begin. ~ "Rag doll, living in a movie Hot tramp, Daddy's little cutie" Aerosmith "Rag Doll"
"Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?" - Culture Club/Boy George This is placed in the thread because it's taken for granted that these two things are only the beginning of what most everyone would really like to do to him/it/them.
"I am the Egg Man We are the Egg men I am the Walrus Coo Coo Ca Choo..." Probably one of the best bands ever, and I love their music, but some of the Beatles' lyrics seem to be merely sonic filler material. "I been through the desert on a Horse with No Name It felt good to be out of the rain..." America, yet another of my favorite bands. Perhaps they thought they sounded profound? Most popular entertainers are not as smart as anyone thinks they are.
Exactly, and yet in some cases the music can 'transform' the lyrics and give them greater perceived weight. Which is why an exercise like this can be fun. "Get outta my dreams Get into my car" Billy Ocean "Get Outta My Dreams, Get Into My Car" (Classic example of a complete 'un-song' - perhaps better described as "musical stylings" [David Alan Grier] than a song - where the melody is just as fraudulant as the lyrics.) For the masochists among us ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvarxGzIU3M
This whole song is filled with foolishment. This is a prime example that any decent musician/band has to compose music/lyrics while on 17 different kinds of drugs. Drug created music is the best type of music in the multiverse. Don't even get me started on Ozzy! One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all Go ask Alice When she's ten feet tall And if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Has given you the call Call Alice When she was just small When men on the chessboard Get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving low Go ask Alice I think she'll know When logic and proportion Have fallen sloppy dead And the White Knight is talking backwards And the Red Queen's "off with her head!" Remember what the dormouse said: "Feed your head Feed your head Feed your head"
We wanted to do a cover of the song but couldn't find any decent singer, so the idea was dropped. Tool - Reflection I find this one really deep. "So crucify the ego, before it's far too late And leave behind this place so negative and blind and cynical And you will come to find that we are all one mind And capable of all that's imagined and unconceivable So let the light touch you, so let the words spill through And let them pass right through Bringing out our hope and reason"
I boogied in the kitchen, I boogied in the hall, I boogied on my finger and wiped it on the wall - Chuck Berry
We weren't in love oh no far from it We weren't searching for some pie in the sky summit We were just young and restless and bored Living by the sword And we'd steal away every chance we could To the backroom, the alley, the trusty woods "Night Moves" by Bob Seger I get the idea of two kids that like to get busy, but what kind of scank sees the alley as a viable option? "Wanna make out in the back room?" Sure she says. Awesome I think. "Wanna make love on a blanket in the woods?" Yes she says. Fantastic I think. "Wanna stop here behind these shops in town and screw?" Alright she says. She's got a problem or she's a pro I think.
LOL, never really thought of that one that way, but it's true. Seger might as well have said "... To the backroom, the alley, the public toilet, the trusty woods." What's worse is that I generally thought that "the alley" was moreso behind the topless bar and across from the tenements (sort of assumed that context from Main Street) as opposed to the more virtuous sounding "behind these shops." Good one.
Apparently, she's related to the guy on the horse. Never liked "Night Moves" either, something creepy about much of it, though the last 'looking back' verse is nice.
Then the name of the Horse with No Name is 'heroin' or 'horse'. If 'with no name' means they are ashamed of it, them they wouldn't write a song about it. Keep in mind, I like the song and the band. My favorite songs by them are 'Sister Golden Hair' and 'Tin Man'. Mainly because the tunes are so catchy, not just because the lyrics are meaningful. For example, I love 'Ventura Highway' with its: "Alligator Lizards in the air...".