So if you've been reading this excelent comic strip recently, you'll already know the main characters Roy (human fighter - greatsword specialist), Durkon (dwarf cleric), Elan (human bard), Haley (human rogue), Vaarsuvius (elf wizard), and Belkar (halfling barbarian/ranger). And in the most recent edition, half of what is said is unreadable (due to Haley's inability to pronounce words). Here are the translations of what Haley said in this comic strip. Panel #3 Elan I'm in love with you. (no surprise here) Panel #5 Elan I'm in love with you, completely in love. love, love, love, love. Panel #7 My dad is being held ransom by an evil dictator. I'm not really in the thieves' guild anymore. Panel #9 I cheat at solitaire, I have a tattoo you've never seen, I kissed a girl once, ok, ok, more than once! Panel #11 Elan, it turns out I may not be exactly what you would call - (then it ends) Before every Co8 reader asks "why are you decyphering comic strips, when you should be modding?" let me just tell you, everyone needs something completely meaningless to do to keep them occupied during the day, and it was mildly amusing for about an hour!