OMG there's a Dungeon Siege movie???

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  1. Shiningted

    Shiningted I changed this damn title, finally! Administrator

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    Bob Corncob Maverick Moon Miner

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    Big wet steaming turd.
     
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    sirchet Force for Goodness Moderator Supporter

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    They're saturating the TV with commercials for this movie a lot here in the US. I hate to say it, but from what I've seen it looks like a B-rated movie, not quite up to standard with the big boys. I could be wrong, though the actors in it usually are in B-rated movies, or movies for TV.

    Just my two cents.....................I hope I'm wrong.

    @Shiningted, what's Uwe Boll?
     
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  4. maggit

    maggit Zombie RipTorn Wonka

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    You don't know? Does Alone in the Dark, Postal,
    House of the Dead or Blood Rayne, ring a bell?
    He was the director.
     
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  5. Shiningted

    Shiningted I changed this damn title, finally! Administrator

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    Regarded by many as a truly bad, truly awful, truly wretched director. If I had time I would find & post a (true) thing from SomethingAwful.com where a couple of script writers did a treatment for him and it came back mutilated, dumbed down & with comments like "I want this bit like that scene in the Matrix blah blah blah".

    Quite a good cast for this one though.
     
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    screeg Nukekubi

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    It's too bad Penny Arcade doesn't have any kind of cross referencing for their archives, because they did a strip when this project was revealed years ago that sums it up so very perfectly.

    One panel: James Woods as the sorcerer: I found a level 11 magic hat. I'm level 9 right now so you can borrow it until I'm level 11, but then I'll want it back.
     
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    krunch moving on in life

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  8. sirchet

    sirchet Force for Goodness Moderator Supporter

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    Got it. Those movies are what I meant by b-movies. It seems that I'm not alone in my opinion on this. heh heh

    @krunch, I clicked on crew and it mentioned almost every movie I don't like. Good call!
     
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