Now Playing! "Hommlet After Dark"

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  1. Gaear

    Gaear Bastard Maestro Administrator

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    Ever wonder what ToEE NPCs get up to when we’re not around? Well wonder no more.

    Presenting HOMMLET AFTER DARK, a seedy tale of the deviant motivations, distasteful maneuvers, and disastrous miscalculations of our venerable Hommlet citizens . . . on their own time.


    Synopsis

    The men of Hommlet encounter unforeseen dangers at the Temple of St. Cuthbert. Will they escape with their lives? Murder, mayhem, and sexual deviancy rule the day in this D&D 3rd Edition morality tale.

    Rated R for violence and sexual situations.


    Instructions

    Left-click on the link to play in Quicktime or with Windows Media Player (likely), or right-click > "Save Target As..." to save a copy of the file to play using your mp3 playback software of choice.

    Hommlet After Dark


    Honor Roll

    :clap: Special kudos are in order for Shiningted, the first to 'dare to dream' with audio files.


    Disclaimer

    @wizgeorge: You may not want to listen to this. :)scratchhe Then again, you may . . .)


    Enjoy!
     

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    Gaear, Dec 18, 2005
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  2. Cerulean the Blue

    Cerulean the Blue Blue Meanie Veteran

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    I love it! Gaear, what a sick mind you have.
     
    Cerulean the Blue, Dec 18, 2005
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  3. Allyx

    Allyx Master Crafter Global Moderator Supporter

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    Wow - just, wow!

    I never thought I could be impressed AND disturbed at the same time.

    Good Job Gaear & Shiningted.
     
    Allyx, Dec 18, 2005
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  4. Cujo

    Cujo Mad Hatter Veteran

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    what Allyx said.

    I couldn't help listening to it witha big grin on my face while also thinking of other sounds that would make it funier/dirtier
     
    Cujo, Dec 18, 2005
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  5. Shiningted

    Shiningted I changed this damn title, finally! Administrator

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    Hey Gaear gets ALL the credit, heck he inspired me in the first place to fiddle with voices (I just wanted to add Ultima references ;))

    Mine tried to auto-download to the pcvoice section... ah, such irrelevant irony...

    o and I LOVE IT!!! GENIUS!! :dance: :evil_laug :joy: :joy: :notworthy :Crazy_Tig :peace:
     
    Shiningted, Dec 18, 2005
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  6. Gaear

    Gaear Bastard Maestro Administrator

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    I'm glad you all like it. ;)

    @Blue: I may have a sick mind, but all these voice sets were already there in the first place!

    @Allyx: Think of it as a bad dream if it makes you feel any better. Elmo's still alive and well at the Welcome Wench, drinking beer . . .

    @Cujo: Yeah there were other "sound effects" that could have been employed. But it's kind of a balancing act between shock value and artistic integrity, if you will . . .

    @Ted: Surprised you didn't do this first! ;)
     
    Gaear, Dec 18, 2005
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  7. Lord_Spike

    Lord_Spike Senior Member Veteran

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    Quite the Maestro, you are....this is truly a work of art.

    :pelvicthr
     
    Lord_Spike, Dec 19, 2005
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  8. Gaear

    Gaear Bastard Maestro Administrator

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    Hey, I did it just for you, man . . . :beer:
     
    Gaear, Dec 19, 2005
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  9. wizgeorge

    wizgeorge Prophet of Wizardy

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    About the disclaimer, I might respond if I could get it to work, but I seem to have a Windows Media problem, or something. I have no clue at this point.
     
    wizgeorge, Dec 20, 2005
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  10. maalri

    maalri Immortal

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    Silly question, but this IS just a sound bit right?

    The Opening banner made me think it was video too, but I'm only getting sound.
     
    maalri, Dec 20, 2005
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  11. Gaear

    Gaear Bastard Maestro Administrator

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    @george: did you try the right-click-save as routine? More details . . .

    @maalri: audio only, it being mp3 and all.
     
    Gaear, Dec 20, 2005
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  12. maalri

    maalri Immortal

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    Ahh, good, not losing my mind then, well not yet anyway.

    Very well put together, and funny sound bytes! I didn't quite get all of the plot though (y'know what exactly was happening throughout) and I thought Meleny had a few more suggestive lines that could have been in there-but maybe I am misssing what she is doing in there at all.

    But great job, if only I was hip enough to "get" it all!
     
    maalri, Dec 20, 2005
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  13. wizgeorge

    wizgeorge Prophet of Wizardy

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    I usually play with the sound off and I think I will continue to do so.
     
    wizgeorge, Dec 20, 2005
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  14. sirchet

    sirchet Force for Goodness Moderator Supporter

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    Outstanding!! I could almost picture it happening, cough,cough.....ahem.
    Once again I am amazed at the talent you guys have with understanding the workings of this game engine.

    Hats off
     
    sirchet, Dec 25, 2005
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  15. Da_Ediot

    Da_Ediot Member

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    *snicker snicker* *snort snort*
    I busted up laughing. Thank you both for this. I need to send it to my brother. The one I got to get a copy of the game and he started playing it now. :> He is also the one who had the book I borrowed. :>
    But this is just great.
    Thanks a ton for the laughs.
     
    Da_Ediot, Dec 25, 2005
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