Me be Orlando, me be not intligent alf. Me n me stealing buddies steal from church. Steal no go good we found out. We burn church wif fire. Guy no dead he say terchon mad when find out, we go to ommlet to eat n kill terchon. In ommlet we meet boy he say where terchon is. He impressed we advntur, me no tell him we no advntur we be thiefs. When go to church we meet stupid guy, stupider than we, fun place ommlet, him go drink, we drink later. We find techon, he look strong, we no attack, will prtend adventur to get strongerer then kill terchon. We say we find his stuff, we going find, we no give back, haha. We be not intligent but no dumb, we know we need magick for adventur, find magick-guy. We find scrolls in temple, now find magick-guy. We go to inn to drink and sleep, eralhna hurt. When inn inn magick-guy do magick, we talk to him, he with us, we no give scroll, he get scroll latr. We sleep long in ommlet, we ask Gundipoop ow much, he say we find out if guy cheats, we no like cheater, cheater no thief, cheater not onorable thief, erhalna catch him, me tried but she better eyes, we got free room, hoorah. We sleep long, erahlna really hurt. We want weapon, we go to weapon guy, we no have money, we want adventur for money, he tell talk to captain, we talk, captain talk long, we kill undead sorcerer, we think more magick for magick guy, we go there, no emily medows. We go there, met captain from verbbobonk, he tell he talk to captain in ommlet, we go back. We meet four nodead walk dogs, me dead. Me join you? (Booming voice) I am sorry Orland, you may not joint our feast, you did not do great, bye bye. Well, the party of stupids did not go well. Power word reload or wait for 7.0 before trying again. This was the first time I have rerolled in order to get worse rolls, max intelligence was 10 in this party. Next time I think I will aim lower. That said, it seems like a lot of the new content dialogs lack branches for stupid characters. Not that strange (since I guess it is a lot of work to write dialog) but sometimes the illusion of stupidity is broken because of to intelligent dialog options.
