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  1. Lord_Spike

    Lord_Spike Senior Member Veteran

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  2. krunch

    krunch moving on in life

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  3. Shiningted

    Shiningted I changed this damn title, finally! Administrator

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    Thank you your Lordship.

    "I'll get a double milk surprise over here".
     
  4. Vendegaar

    Vendegaar Cornish Avenger

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    Geez -

    Do you have to get your jollies from cartoons?

    And what is this bit about baiters? When I worked on a commercial fishing boat years ago, newcomers started out as apprentice baiters, then moved up to ordinary baiters, and then up to MASTER.

    Haven't you guys ever seen real boobs - at least since you were weaned?

    Oh, sorry - I guess having a lot more miles on the old bod does make a difference.

    Just had to yank your chain a bit. Don't take offense. Just having fun.
     
  5. Allyx

    Allyx Master Crafter Global Moderator Supporter

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    Hey Vendegaar, Your avatar is almost as good as mine, perhaps Ted can use your avatar for the Dwarven stablehand in KotB?
     
  6. Shiningted

    Shiningted I changed this damn title, finally! Administrator

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    Oooo yeah is that useable? I sent you a PM about getting a pic, but that one willl do :)

    O and for the record, I know a lass in real life who is just as vertically challenged, voluptuous and down-right adorable as that dwarven lass pic...

    ...but I am getting married alas, those days r behind me <sigh> :sadblinky
     
  7. Vendegaar

    Vendegaar Cornish Avenger

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    Hi Allyx

    I DO have a better version of that picture. I shrunk it down to thumbnail for the Avatar!

    Yep short and wide that's me.

    BTW - That hand and a half toothpick on the side is my off hand weapon.

    Don't forget what happened when they made Hercules do stable work. I just might find a river somehere close.
     
  8. Gaear

    Gaear Bastard Maestro Administrator

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    Hm, rather awkward application of the old passive/aggressive routine.

    But don't take that personally, just goofing around here and it's all in fun. Now an angry response from you will look as though you're the one trying to start shit. :shame:
     
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    But he's got a big axe. You've just got a headache :dead:
     
  10. Vendegaar

    Vendegaar Cornish Avenger

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    I'm not about to start shit.

    I learned many years ago that those that start things usually end up on the bottom of the pile.

    On the other hand - Watch out fot the backlash.

    I REALLY AM a nice guy - you just have to get to know me.

    EXCEPT IN D&D. (PnP or otherwise) - my alter ego takes over!!!
     
  11. Lord_Spike

    Lord_Spike Senior Member Veteran

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    Better than yanking yourself, I suppose :jerkin:. Offense? why would you even ask that? I don't mind fun...

    And since we're just funnin', I will say the last boob I saw was wearing imitation chainmail & had a rather large & fake looking axe. As for breasts, well, that's something else entirely. He may have some of those under that armor as well. Does your toothpick still have any "stick" to it? Or do you need some pharmacological aid...unless, that is, regaling young lads with tales of your alleged deeds & mystical knowledge of forbidden religious practices is enough to get a rise out of old floppy...

    One last thought...does SCA stand for Scary Codger with an Axe?
     
  12. Vendegaar

    Vendegaar Cornish Avenger

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    In answer, Lord Spike

    "And since we're just funnin', I will say the last boob I saw was wearing imitation chainmail & had a rather large & fake looking axe. As for breasts, well, that's something else entirely. He may have some of those under that armor as well. Does your toothpick still have any "stick" to it? Or do you need some pharmacological aid...unless, that is, regaling young lads with tales of your alleged deeds & mystical knowledge of forbidden religious practices is enough to get a rise out of old floppy...

    One last thought...does SCA stand for Scary Codger with an Axe?"

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    Obviously you can't be referring to me since my chain mail shirt weighs 48 pounds of heavy iron links, and MY axe took out a 7 inch dia. lemon tree - pretty hard wood if you know anything about lemon trees - in one swipe.

    I don't engage in "forbidden Religious practices" since our Wiccan church is a Federally recognized 501c3 organization, and has been for many years.

    As for the toothpick - my girlfriend is all the "Viagra" I need and she is perfectly content.

    And as far as SCA is concerned - our renfaire group doesn't use PVC pipe for weapons - It is all Starfire or equivilent.

    So, as you can see, those comments COULDN'T POSSIBLY apply to me.

    Is there someone out there impersonating me?
     
  13. Lord_Spike

    Lord_Spike Senior Member Veteran

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    Sure, they could; but we're just having fun, here, right? You're more like the "Corny Avenger" in my book. I believe none of what you say. :blahblah:
     
  14. Vendegaar

    Vendegaar Cornish Avenger

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    Hi LOrd Spike

    Have it your way - you will anyway.

    I really don't care what you believe about what I say.

    I know what the truth is even if you don't.
     
  15. Cujo

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    Damn Spike, you've been holding it in for a while but lately you've unleashed the furry, funny if you ask me but then I'm not on the reciving end.
     
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