If you could commit one crime and get away with it, what would it be and why?

If you could commit one crime and get away with it, what would it be and why?

Ok so like, I remember back-in-my-day i took a police operations class, and the teacher asked us the same question. So I think it would be amusing to see what people put.

 

K like, my answer actually scared him a little. I said "First off, I would put a remote detonating bomb under the drivers side seat of the car and wait for the man to go to work. Fifteen minutes later I would push the button bo make it go boom. Then I would tie up the family, and put them in the room farthest from the front door, and start laying out a lione of gas that will go through every room before entering the room they are in. And the reason why? Just to say I've done it." Yeeeeeeeeah...., it freaked him out completly. I am starting this thread once again because it would be funny/sick to read what people would put. And also to get a general idea what the people here are like.

 

I love these kinds of threads.

I'd steal a car. A sweet car.

 

You are the first one assides me that has been posting in these threads... Are you another stalker? I really don't wanna have to get another restraining order...

 

Obviously you don't know who you're dealing with here

No, I'm not a stalker. Frivolous posting is what I'm all about.

I assure you I won't be filling your inbox with love notes or anything like that. I'm just using you for your threads.

 

Not to be a douch bag but, How could I have known who I was dealing with if I had to ask a personal question about you?
Logic = pownage King Kickass is amused.

 

Well now you know.

 

YOU COMPLETLY IGNORED THE T-REX FIGHTER PILOT!!!! oh well

 

I see where you are going, however if look, each thread has its own purpose. Hate thread- things people hate. Love thread- things people like, this thread- see what people would do, superbig happy fun time, and favorate anime threads, to see which shows and which episodes the people here like. And as for the daily fail, its a lot like the EPIC FAIL segment of Attack of the Show. For the most part im simply getting to know every1 who posts. And as for the king kickass, he is a half-ork fighter I made and I am prowdly showing him off. Also most of the thread pics are like the one here saying this thread is awsome. Anyway those ARE just opinions. And as for when I poster something like "YOU COMPLETLY IGNORED MY T-REX PILOT!!! oh well". I was in shock cause every1 I showed that picture to laughed. I am sorry for any misunderstandings, and for the spam confusion, I posted all those things in such a short time period because i suffer from occasional insomnia and I got bored. I was however going to post those threads anyway so I thought Hey? why not now while im up. Thankyou for your consern.

i see a little silhouetto of a man. Scaramouch! Scaramouch! Will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning! VERY VERY FRIGHTNING! GALILEO! GALILEO! GALILEO! GALILEO! GALILEO FIGARO! MAGNIFICO! I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me. HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY!!! SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROCITY!!!

 

Counterfitting, GO COLUMBIA!!!!!! Also... An exting giant lizard piloting a highly modernized aviation vehicle that is used for combat = pownage. boosh.

 

Massive Bank robbery- like millions- that way I could be set for life.

 

I'd steal Warren Buffet's identity, take the $62 billion dollars from the richest man in the world, buy an island somewhere near the bermuda triangle and make it a utopia according to me, create my own army, build a yellow submarine that can could withstand water pressure at any depth, solve the mystery of the bermuda triangle once and for all and explore never before seen depths of all the world's waterways. And force congress to make pot and prostitution legal around the world.

 

Dude that's badass!!! Boosh!!!!