PROBLEM : Two books are for sale. Which book should be bought? the book "The Titanic" or the book "My Life" by Bill Clinton Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton: Over 3 hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. Clinton: Willie is a bullshit artist. Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton: Ditto for Willie. Titanic: During an ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton: Ditto for Monica. Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton: Monica spitting? Let's not go there. Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts. Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton: Willie doesn't remember Jack about his life. Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton: Monica? Uhm, let's not go there, either. Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton: Bill surrenders to Hilliary [basically, the same thing].
how bout this one? Buy the one with the softest paper, that way if its a bad read you can put it in the out house oop:
