Headed to the Midlands...

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  1. Lord_Spike

    Lord_Spike Senior Member Veteran

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    ...for 3 days of Dungeons, movies, boating & whatever else I can talk people there into doing; including some Bushmills. It also just might include some "voices for the voiceless." It's spring break at the USC (University for Spellcasters & Curufin), so time is short. I won't be visiting here until my return.

    Which reminds me of a joke:

    The teacher, in an effort to increase class participation, has decided to give her students a chance every Friday (for the next month) to answer a tough question. Whoever gets it right can skip class on Monday. Little Johnny decides that he MUST be the winner, so he tries and tries to guess what the question will be. Unfortunately for him, the first week the question is answered by little Mary. The second week, he fares no better, as little Adam answers the question correctly. The third week, little Vanessa gets it right. Now, little Johnny is in a quandry. On the way to school on the final Friday, he puzzles & worries about this dilemma. He finds a pair of ball bearings lying in the gutter as he walks to school. Seizing them, he rolls them about in his hands as he stews over what the teacher will ask this week. By the time he arrives in class, he has become very angst ridden about the whole situation. He knows he'll never get the question right. The first time the teacher turns her back, little Johnny hurls the bearings at the chalk board in frustration.

    BA-BAM!

    The teacher immediately seizes the bearings, holds them up, and asks..."WHO has two steel balls?"

    Little Johnny replies..."SUPERMAN...See you Tuesday!"
     
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    Lord_Spike Senior Member Veteran

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    Tuesday's here, and so am I. We managed to get all the above done to varying degrees....look for additional posts regarding these activities in the future. It's getting late, and work is looming early for me tomorrow; but, fun was had by all.
     
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    The Congaree River, Columbia, SC:
     

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    do i spot a troll under that bridge?
     
  5. Lord_Spike

    Lord_Spike Senior Member Veteran

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    Yes; but they are trolls after the fashion of those made famous by J.R.R. Tolkien - all of them were turned into stone ages ago by the sun. :D

    That other thing is a deceased Ent.
     
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