Many wonderfully thought out retorts come to mind that have been tried and tested down through the ages of men but I'm assuming that you want to keep your girlfriend so I'll just say that this is one of those things that you just have to grin and bear it. Be like the kids in the Apple Jacks commercials... Adult "Why do you like Apple Jacks?" Kids "We just do!"
No need to retort I thought it was funny and blamed it all on Ted and the modders for continually changeing the game.
Tell her it reminds you of her for some reason, so whenever you're playing it she's always on your mind and it helps you to feel closer to her and it helps you to get in touch with your feelings (about her) and that none of the female characters are as hot as she is.
That might work, but would it work if you spend all the time at the computer or in the game? "This new search bar reminds me soooo much of you...." "This gel wrist rest is as soft as your skin." "This computer runs very hot, just like you." oke:
That might work except for the fact that her computer and web powers are about 100 times stronger than mine. She doesn't object to me playing games on the computer as long as I hand it over to her when ever she wants to use it. The secret of a long and happy relationship? Yes dear I hear and obey. Flowers and chocolate don't hurt either.
DEFINITELY, name one of the charecters after her. Choose a hot female, and avoid dwarf or 1/2-orc, no matter how accurate.
Then I suppose I'm the lucky one here... My wife actually enjoy's watching me kick the **** out of all the bandits. For about 5 minutes and then she falls a sleep... And when I start a new game she may choose the characters I play with. So I'm stuck with a halfling fighter because it looked nice to try that... Ohw well if that is what it takes for me to keep playing the game... :shrug:
My girlfriend used to play computer games like Gabriel Knight, Halflife, and Quake. There was a French company that that did really good games which we played together but they got bought up by a bigger company and disappeared.
"Are you saying the point of doing fun things is to finish as quickly as possible? If you say so, dear..."