We got a visit today from a former FLOTUS. Here's a joke in honor of her visit: ============ Senator Hillary Clinton recently went to a primary school in Ithaca, New York, to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth." "And what is your question, Kenneth?" "I have three questions: 1 .... Whatever happened to your medical health care plan? 2 .... Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? 3 .... Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?" Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. "Larry." "And what is your question, Larry?" "I have 5 questions: 1 .... Whatever happened to your medical health care plan? 2 .... Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? 3 .... Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? 4 .... Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? 5 .... What happened to Kenneth?" :censored:
According to the Gallup Poles, Pres. Clinton is America's 4th favorite president af all time. Pres. Lincoln is #1
What about the father of the United States, George Washington; what is George Washington ranked in the Gallup Poll?
Krunch: Here's the top 15 Abraham Lincoln Ronald Reagan John Kennedy Bill Clinton Franklin Roosevelt George Washington Harry Truman George W. Bush Theodore Roosevelt Dwight Eisenhower Thomas Jefferson Jimmy Carter Gerald Ford George Bush (the elder) Richard Nixon you asked :giggle:
You mean Teddy didn't get any higher than 9th place?? But he's the man that brought us the Panama Canal! :suprised:
Ronnie Raygun got 2nd. Well there u go... He DID end the Cold War I guess, I'll happily give him that.
Pres. Nixon brought our boys home from Viet Nam yet he's usually disliked by most. My favorite is Pres. Jeffferson because he shot a man on the White House lawn for treason.
I won't be saying anything about American presidents since I'm one of the 70 on 160 morons who failed their US History exam... My brain hurts... Fortunately there's still the option to re-take it sometime in March. --------------------------------------- BTW, don't you just love that sketch?
Don't sweat the exam, maggit. Quite a few US students fail US history exams. I don't know of any of them who could pass a Polish history exam.
Aye. I've never been one for US History. It's all too contrived. I did pretty darn well with world history, though.
