A funny thread...

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  1. Lord_Spike

    Lord_Spike Senior Member Veteran

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    ...from another forum:

    http://www.saludayakerz.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2262

    Be sure to click this link from the thread, there:

    http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2698793

    On this last bit, I thought of our friend maggit, and his efforts to create a translation to his native tongue for this game. No offense taken, I hope! :grin: Agetian (the lawyer/linguist) might also see the humor in this, as we often are visited by many non-english speaking gamers we have to try and explain things to without always having an exact understanding.
     
  2. Cujo

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    thats pretty damn funny
     
  3. Cuchulainn

    Cuchulainn Windmill Tilter

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    That's good. (6000 smileys and no "rolls on the floor laughing"?)

    Cuchulainn.
     
  4. maggit

    maggit Zombie RipTorn Wonka

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    "No, there's an elephant in the way." Brilliant!
     
  5. Gaear

    Gaear Bastard Maestro Administrator

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    LOL :biggergri

    I especially like the description of the 'aesthetically pleasing' shape of the graph.
     
  6. sirchet

    sirchet Force for Goodness Moderator Supporter

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    What are you sinking about.........to funny, hehe
     
  7. maggit

    maggit Zombie RipTorn Wonka

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    There was a series of funny commercials of beer called Żywiec on TV.
    The main idea was to show that something is "almost like"... And that
    "almost makes a difference". Here's one of the funniest I think you
    should be able to understand the subtitles but I'll provide their translations
    anyway.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLyRzFOCqV4

    1. Almost like a DJ.
    2. Almost like tuning.
    3. Almost like an idol.
    4. Almost like a mobile phone.
    5. Almost a sapper.
    6. Almost a radar.
    7. Amost like Żywiec.
    8. Almost makes a big difference.

    Hmm this was one of the easiest to understand without translation. :p


    Another one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTklwiaFiNc

    1. Almost like in Africa (this one's in Warsaw actually, about 100 meters from the Institute of English Studies, where I study)
    2. Almost like in the West (a shop where you could buy goods imported from the west during the communist rule)
    3. Almost like Bumble Bee
    4. Almost like a pilot
    5. Almost like in Vegas
    6. Almost like Hercules
    7. Almost like in Żywiec

    This one really doesn't need translation

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBDHr_yCliM

    Yet, another one:

    http://www.zywiec.com.pl/zywiec_root/zywe_obrazy/mpg/prawie2_didzej.mpg

    1. Almost like Hi-Fi
    2. Almost like a boar
    3. Almost like techno
    4. Almost like a hippie
    5. Almost like a PC
    6. Almost like Żywiec


    There were more but I couldn't find the original ones. You know,
    after their great success people started making their own versions of
    the ad.
     
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  8. Cujo

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    a couple of funny NZ beer commercials

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAmJEqBSBqI
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq0PZl8JNcg&mode=related&search=

    btw the links to the Pulp Sport Great Tui Sneak vids are funny. Pulp Sport was a pretty funny sports show, they did lots of pretty random stuff and ended up getting banned from Eden Park for making the security look stupid (after driving an ATV with a trailor in through an unguarded back gate with a pellet of tui on the back.)

    and a couple of soft drink commercials

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9crEwkyoHBw
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7rHZpwuWds&mode=related&search=
     
  9. sirchet

    sirchet Force for Goodness Moderator Supporter

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    Cujo:

    The second beer commercial is to funny, I need a duck hat:D
     
  10. Cujo

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    the second one came after the first one - the first one is a kinda intro to it. :beer:
     
  11. Cujo

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  13. maggit

    maggit Zombie RipTorn Wonka

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    God! That was almost as good as "Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins, the
    greatest little Hobbit of them all!"

    Here's one pretty popular in Poland:
    No subtitles but I'll translate for you: :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvIAUkGbXag

    -People of the free record companies!
    We have all gathered here to discuss
    a very important issue which has been
    bothering me for a week. As you know,
    I am quite interested in music.
    Recently I've seen a new clip on MTV
    which beat my favourite Nightwish and
    I want to know who's responsible for this.
    I hope that you haven't had anything to
    do with it. Now, switch the channel to MTV.

    *After seeing the clip*

    -I've left you alone for only a month and
    you've managed to make a hell of a mess!
    You've brought shame on me on the eyes
    of Mordor Records! I don't know how are
    you going to turn this back, but you have to.
    Just tell me one more thing:
    -What the fuck does "Hayduk" mean?




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    Ah fuck... I just noticed that the word "Hayduk" is not
    present in this particular part of the clip, so if it wasn't
    popular in your country the punchline won't be funny. :/
     
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  14. Cujo

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    do you mean haddock - as in the fish?
     
  15. maggit

    maggit Zombie RipTorn Wonka

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