Wish corruptor

Granted... and as you boot up you get the blue screen of death and the hard drive crashes...

I wish that I was able to metamorph myself whenever I wanted...

 

Granted, but now you watch every last line of the credits to movies and everyone thinks it's creepy that you just stare at them for hours.

I wish I could grow a moustache.

I wish I had clicked on the last page of this thread. :sadblinky

Granted. Now you realize what a moron you are for getting so excited about the wish corruptor.

I wish I wasn't a moron.

Granted, now you are just you.

I wish I wasn't me.

 

Granted, but combined with your short attention span and laundry list of monsters you'd rather be, you eventually just turn into a glob of colorless matter.

I wish someone would remake Star Wars I, II, and III so that they don't suck.

 

granted, the Firefly series gets uncanceled.

I wish it wasn't raining.

 

Granted, it stops raining but a local dormant volcano erupts and spews lava everywhere...

.... I wish ....I wish ..... I wish....
what was it that I was thinking.....
OH I wish I wasn't losing my mind..

 

Granted. You find your mind, but leave in in the gutter where it belongs.

I wish I could be like chef Gordon Ramsey on "Hell's Kitchen".

 

Granted, unfortunately your team of cooks decided to
cleave you in half and bake the upper part in the oven and
leave the other in the fridge for supper.

I wish my hair would grow back. Fast.

In case you don't know, I had to cut my beloved
long hair...

 

Granted. Your hair grows at an alarming rate...all over your body. Women find you disgusting, and little children cry at the sight of you.

I wish this vacation was permanent.


(maggit - no pic for the cam-ho's thread?... :shame: )

 

granted, this vacation keeps repeating itself on an infinite loop. your cash flow on the otherhand seems to have lost the memo and isn't resetting at the beginning of each loop.

I wish I had an electric blanket

 

Granted. You are stranded in an ice cave with no outlets with your lovely electric blanket.

I wish I knew how to get rid of my cat's fleas.

 

Granted; but it involves the use of firearms & the untimely demise of (insert cat name here). You no longer have fleas, or a cat.

I wish my cash flow problems would re-align properly with my groovy "permanent" vacation.

 

Granted. You are now in the movie Ground Hog Day, except without Andie McDowell and therefore no chance of redemption.

I wish the Firefly MMORPG wont suck in a retardedly inundated MMORPG market where anything that looks cool becomes a game, regardless of gameplay or, dare I say, soul.

 

.... granted, however it is so full of Bugs, the CO8 has decided not to take on the challenge..

I wish that I could take the whole summer camping and not have a care in the world