Wish corruptor

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  1. whatsername74

    whatsername74 The Poison Woman

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    Okay, this is a game that I played on another site I'm a member of. You grant the wish that the person above you made, but you must somehow corrupt it to make it bad. For example, the person above you wishes that they had a million bucks, so you give them a large amount of male deer. Get it? Then you mae your wish, and the game will carry on. Get creative, boys!

    So, I'll start it off.

    I wish I had a car.
     
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  2. Old Book

    Old Book Established Member

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    Granted. You have a Car, but it's Christine from the Stephen King novel.

    I wish I had immortality including perfect health and eternal youth.
     
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  3. carnality

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    carnality gives whatsername74 a stolen 1976 Gremlin with cheap folding chairs for seats, and a lawnmower for an engine.

    I wish I could get a puppy for my daughter.
     
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  4. Old Book

    Old Book Established Member

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    You have a puppy for your daughter, and it's the cutest puppy ion the world. So cute in fact that you are constantly plagued by dog-nappers, cute puppy fans, the press, etc. Your daughter loves the puppy completely, so getting rid of it is out of the question.

    I wish I had the power to travel back in time.
     
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  5. Allyx

    Allyx Master Crafter Global Moderator Supporter

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    Granted, but the sudden thirst for blood and intollerance to sunlight is a bit of a PITA.
    Also granted but since you can only travel backwards in time, while still being the correct age for your current time, at some point in time in your future, you'd be a sperm ;)

    I wish people would start careing more about other people.
     
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  6. whatsername74

    whatsername74 The Poison Woman

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    Woo, you guys got busy.

    Granted, but you'd get pretty jealous about all the attention that all those caring people are giving to your wife.

    I wish I had a cell phone.
     
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  7. Cuchulainn

    Cuchulainn Windmill Tilter

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    Granted, You now have MY cell phone, complete with the $800 bill my buddy ran up before moving to Nova Scotia. ;)

    I wish I was happy for the next thousand years without having my perceptions distorted. :drunk:

    Cuchulainn.
     
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  8. CatBoris

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    Granted. You are told a great joke, then put into suspended animation. At the bottom of the ocean.

    I wish there were less postfarming threads.
     
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  9. Shiningted

    Shiningted I changed this damn title, finally! Administrator

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    Granted. Thread locked.

    I wish I had the power to lock threads.
     
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  10. Old Book

    Old Book Established Member

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    Granted. I give unto you the power to lock threads, but only on the HERO Games boards, which means you'll need to deal with talk about a game in which you have not the slightest interest.

    I wish I had unlimited wealth.
     
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  11. Cujo

    Cujo Mad Hatter Veteran

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    granted, unfortunatly its in a form of currency thats only accepted on the seventh level of hell

    I wish I had a steak.
     
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  12. Cerulean the Blue

    Cerulean the Blue Blue Meanie Veteran

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    Granted, but it's uncooked, rancid and crawling with maggots.

    I wish I had never existed.
     
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  13. Cujo

    Cujo Mad Hatter Veteran

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    granted, altho as you don't exist you never made that wish so you're still here

    I wish I was omnipoent
     
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  14. Cerulean the Blue

    Cerulean the Blue Blue Meanie Veteran

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    Granted. You are now the only thing that exists.

    I wish I was the person I truely wish to be.
     
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  15. whatsername74

    whatsername74 The Poison Woman

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    Granted, but you can't get used to sitting when you pee :p

    I wish that I could turn invisible.
     
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