Wish corruptor

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  1. Cujo

    Cujo Mad Hatter Veteran

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    granted, you phase out of time by a split second so no one ever notices you again and therefore you avoid any unwanted attention, this has the side effect of also removing the you ability to engage in any wanted attention either.

    I wish nights were 5 hours longer so I'd have more time for gaming and sleep
     
  2. Shiningted

    Shiningted I want my goat back Administrator

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    Granted. Unfortunately Mawson's Hut doesn't have a net connection.

    I wish I could focus better and get more of everything done.
     
  3. kio11

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    granted. but the first thing you happen to focus upon was the eye of hell and you lock gazes

    wish i could lie and be a complete asshole
     
  4. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    Granted, however the price you pay is a lifetime of solitude and misery.

    The good part is, more time for gaming and modding.
     
  5. GuardianAngel82

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    And YOUR wish is? :evilgrin:
     
  6. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    I wish for more wishes!!!

    No wait, they'll get corrupted like quick saved games.

    I wish I still had the ability to pull more all-night gaming sessions without hallucinating from lack of sleep @ 3:00am and being a cranky zombie the following day while at work.
     
  7. GuardianAngel82

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    Granted. You easily pull all night gaming sessions without hallucinating or being a cranky zombie at work because you can now sleep all day because you now have no job! Yeah! :evilgrin:

    Uh-oh! Now I wish I hadn't done that, because now I have to wish for something. Wait! I just did...am I confused? :scratchhe
     
  8. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    Granted.

    You are now permanently confused and must go on a long and drawn out quest to remove your condition, all of it being run by a sadistic DM. Of course the quest is that more difficult because YOU ARE confused.

    I wish that my son and his friends get weiged down by tons of c andy when I take them Trick or Treating this Halloween!! :cool2:

    I'm doing this the right way this year. No going out until after dark, when it's scarier and people are home from work! (yes, there'll be adult supervision, of sorts! :) )
     
  9. GuardianAngel82

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    Granted. After they get home, you send those poor little tired babies to bed and YOU get weighed down by eating it all. And you fail in your quest to remove this condition because you can't get out the door.

    I wish I could go trick-or-treating without adult supervision. (Stupid prison guards!)

    It will be 16 years since I first went trick-or-treating as a Dad. My son was dressed as a pirate and would say "Trick or Treat! John Wayne" This year, I'm going out as a Math Teacher. Talk about terrorizing the neighborhood! :evil_laug
     
  10. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    Granted, however I cannot come up with a funny way to corrupt your wish, ATM. I wish someone else could take this one over for me.
     
  11. Cujo

    Cujo Mad Hatter Veteran

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    granted but now you find what whenever you do something someone comes and takes over for you, from work, to eating you favorite meal, to getting this done in the bedroom, which leaves you bored any unsatisfied.

    I wish my coffee would make itself.
     
  12. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    Granted. However the coffee, in an attempt to make itself, develops a malevolent intelligence and attempts to take over the word, starting with your cups and cutlery. This leads to an uprising from your pots and pans, culminating in a brief, but messy kitchen civil war.

    I wish I could think of something (funny/humorous) to wish for.
     
  13. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    Take that previous wish back.

    I wish that "name deleted for security reasons" would either grow up or leave.

    Oh never mind, that's probably mean (and improper).

    (See the CMF Bug report threads, posts 1327 to 1337 and draw your own conclusions.)
     
  14. GuardianAngel82

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    Granted, but with the loss of crazy comes the loss of energy and skill. (Net gain).

    I wish my vampire roommate would stop leaving her empties laying around. :yikes:
     
  15. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    Granted.

    However, she just dumps them in the trash without disbaling them. In 3 days your neighborhood begins to lose people, which increases exponentially until your city is overun with thirsty undead.

    I wish I was a thirsty undead.
     
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