Wish corruptor

Any attention from hotties, even painful or fatal, is, for me, living the dream.

I'm not thinking of Gleam modifying her head-gear. I'm thinking of modifying Gleam AS headgear.

Granted: See post #353. You already ARE the president.

And granted: Your photography is so good, you are selected to photograph the Rosie O'Donnell Playboy photo-shoot. You gouge your eyes out, can no longer be president, and your vice-president, Lareth the Beautiful, brings in Whatsername74 as his vice-president. Will the whippings never end? No? Good, I was worried there for a minute.

I wish Atari would realize they are never going to do anything with ToEE and give CO8 access to all the software development tools and documentation.

 

I wish that the birds would sit still long enough for me to photograph them.

The Royal Canadian

 

I think Wonnilon works alone. And if I'm not mistaken, Gleam is the Tank (fighter) in Nybble's team. The elf chick is the cleric. Also, if I'm not mistaken, it's kinda nerdy and pathetic for me to know these things. Or care about correcting someone else on it.

So what kind of "birds" are we talking about here? (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more...)

 

The Royal Canadian

 

I believe there are some that are professionally available: models and such. You might also try classes at a local community college or maybe a local photography group.

In a different vein, ask a friend. You might be surprised how willing she would be to cooperate. It's kind of fun to find out how much someone would do in front of a camera that they would never "normally" do. I must warn you, there could be a certain expectation of further "developments".

 

Man do You really hate all modifications CO8 has done to the game and play ToEE Vanilla version for your S&M pleasure?

 

No, actually I like the CO8 mods. I have not played vanilla ToEE since I found out about CO8. Keep in mind that the premise of this thread is that someone makes a wish, and then someone else comes up with a way the wish could be corrupted. Guardian Angel made a wish (and to be honest I wish for the same thing), and I simply "corrupted" his wish.

The Royal Canadian

 

Let's get this wish corruption thing going again:

Granted. They stay still because they're dead parrots and have been wired onto their perches because they're "just resting."

I wish there was a faint possibilty that Fallout 3 would run on my present computer.

 

Granted
Unfortunately, the "magic" that allows Fallout 3 to run on your computer modifies it so much that ToEE will no longer run on it. Tech support tells you to reinstall ToEE, but your dog (or cat or other pet) chews your install CD, and you are unable to download an install file from the web.
Cheers !!

I wish I could lose 20 pounds (weight) without adversely effecting my health.

The Royal Canadian

 

Granted.

Unfortunately while the loss of you right leg has no adverse effects on your overall health it does make jogging rather tricky.

I wish my body was indestructable, even to the slow degeneration of aging.

Cuchulainn.

 

Granted, however the reason you are indestructible is because you are in temporal stasis.
Nothing happens for you for the rest of eternity. (Kind of like me)

On an earlier note: Jameson's IS a bottle of water. "Whiskey" means "Water of Life". Check the Gaelic root words.

I wish I hadn't drank all that Southern Comfort last night. ("Southern Comfort" means "Embalming Fluid".)

 

Granted. Unfortunately, after spending the night drinking water that had been standing in a Burmese rice paddy for the last 3 weeks, you realize that Southern Comfort would have been a more "comfortable" choice.

I wish Cuchulainn would give me back my right leg, without removing any other parts of my anotomy or adversely effecting my health in any way.

The Royal Canadian

 

Granted, but after a few days, it begins to smell and you throw it away. (Too easy!)

I wish the drow would arise and enslave mankind.

 

Granted. After about 30 seconds, mankind rebels and starts a civil war. At the end of the war ( mankind wins with some help from the surface elves, dwarves, gnomes (remember Wannilon ??), and halflings ) you are denounced as a traitor, and turned over to Wonnilon so he can fieldtest equipment that he has made "special modifications" to. As an act of mercy (??) Whatshername 74 is the only Drow left alive, and she gets a job resurrecting you whenever Wonnilon "accidentily" kills you while fieldtesting his new equipment with "special modifications"

I wish that Cuchulainn would reattach my right leg (correctly) to my body so that the leg was as healthy as it was when he cut it off, without effecting the health of the rest of my body

The Royal Canadian

 

Granted.

However after finishing I'm so concerned that muscle death from the time without bloodflow might set in adversly impcating your health, that I cut it off againg just to be on the safe side. :transform

I wish I was wealthy enough to live comfortabley without having to work anymore, and that my newfound wealth didn't atract any unwanted attention from the world around me.

Cuchulainn.