In the Service of Her Majesty The Queen

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  1. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    Re: It's A Big Crap Cake

    OK, I will desist. *takes off playful hat...puts on nice hat*

    *switches nice hat for crown* And...if you fanboys get us all banned, well...the consequences will be quite serious.

    Quite.
     
  2. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    Ummm... could you put on the "playful crown" instead, My Lady?

    You always look stunning in that one! *wistful sigh*
     
  3. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    Well....alright. I will.
    *puts playful hat back on*
    *has afterthought* But you have got to stay out of the gutter...I mean the produce department.
     
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    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    People have always told me to get my mind out of the gutter. I keep reminding them that I can't help it, it's attached to my body.
     
  5. Gaear

    Gaear Bastard Maestro Administrator

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    Re: It's A Big Crap Cake

    I think you're right about that, in all seriousness. A girl may say "I think I left my keys in the bedroom, should we go look for them?" but some dopes will answer "You go ahead, I'll just wait for you down by the car." :roll:
     
  6. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    Perhaps the guy is...what was that phrase again? *rummages through the memory banks*...on the other team.

    If not, however, 'dope' would certainly be the right word.:no:
     
  7. GuardianAngel82

    GuardianAngel82 Senior Member

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    My ears are burning!

    Per her request, I put her bed together. I didn't even pick it up when she flopped on her back on the bed inches from my head...:doh:
     
  8. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    C? Or A?

    (Pardon me, if that's too personal.)
     
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    GuardianAngel82 Senior Member

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    The other A. Mom of those 2 little girls.
     
  10. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    This is an ex of your's?
     
  11. GuardianAngel82

    GuardianAngel82 Senior Member

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    No, a young lady who, as a teenager ten years ago, used to babysit my son and his brothers. Hence my not catching her cues.

    She had left her husband, and has since gone back to him.

    I think you can imagine how complex it would have been.
     
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    Perhaps a freshly burnished backside?
     
  13. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    Re: Wannabe cam-hos apply here

    Perhaps a new rule - no posting in this thread if you haven't posted a pic?

    Say what??? *Another Great One in the making, I see.* power is *so* corrupting.

    She-who-is-not-being-called-Queen no longer has a burnished backside, no doubt due to the loss of her status, not to speak of the absence of her fanboys. (Perhaps one and the same issue...)

    She-who-is-not-being-called-Queen saw neither of these coming and had to get the smelling salts.
     
  14. GuardianAngel82

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    Since you were able to get the smelling salts, what did you need them for?

    (Since no one knows what you look like, you can post anything.) :thumbsup:
     
  15. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    I am banned?

    Hmmph? I wrote a cute little post, if I do say so...and it flew off into the ether........

    Ted???
     
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