Have you ever felt the need to inform the membership that you didn't enjoy your lunch, or that the sun felt exceptionally hot today, or that you flirted with the guy/gal in the cubicle next to you, etc., but refrained from doing so because you didn't want to start a new thread? Well refrain no more! This thread is for making related or unrelated statements of fact or fiction that you feel the membership must know. There are no rules and/or limitations beyond the normal courtesy ones, so post whatever you like, whenever you like, as often as you like. Rant :raving:, muse :gotmyatte, speculate :yeaaa:, analyze :nerd:, whine :errf:, laugh :giggle:, cry :cry:, chew tobacco :chew:, or do whatever else compels you. You're safe. Begin!
Re: Statements & Declarations Thread OK, I have a whine ... Why do I have to park on Driveways and drive on Parkways?
Re: Statements & Declarations Thread What topics outside of this thread are considered not safe? :nervous:
Re: Statements & Declarations Thread I'm mainly thinking of off-topic posting in threads that actually have topics, unlike this one.
Re: Statements & Declarations Thread ... This thread needs a less-cludgy-stuffy name. Anyone got any ideas? Choose carefully - it could end up 'epic' like Wannabe Cam Hos.
Re: Statements & Declarations Thread Irrelevant Tangents Irreverent Tendencies Abstract Thought Chaotic Bull!@#$ The Thread About Nothing Mad As A Hatter Entropy & The Meaning Of Life The Restaurant At The End Of The Forum Dazed And Confused Communication Breakdown Were You Dropped As A Baby?! Train Wrecks And Other Derailments The Music Of Erich Zann The Declaration Of Amendments The Bill Of Wrongs The Asylum The Scream Of The Butterfly
Re: Statements & Declarations Thread "Sound Off!" "Observations from a Less Well-Lived Life" "Vent your spleen here" "Nebish Babbling" "What's that SMELL?" "Cogent Observations" "Nebulous Bullshit" "Thread Runoff" "Derail THIS!"
Re: Statements & Declarations Thread The Forumite Gazette Nit Picks Bull Roar Waddaya Know (or however you spell it) Here Today, Gone Tomorrow Head Trips Circuit Breakers Outer Space Brainbane Meanderings Fools Gold In Passing Side Trips Ruminations Boiler Room Moments Dingleberries Kibble n' Bits (copyrighted?)
Re: Statements & Declarations Thread Weird Scenes Inside The Co8 Mine. Dark Side Of The Geaer. Necro's Head.
Re: Statements & Declarations Thread Okay, I have done the Simon Cowell and pared these down to: from Necro Irrelevant Tangents The Thread About Nothing Communication Breakdown Train Wrecks And Other Derailments from 82 Thread Runoff Derail THIS! from Scryler Fool's Gold In Passing Side Trips from EtC Weird Scenes Inside The Co8 Mine And now there is a poll in this thread, so vote for your favorite and the winner shall be awarded the title. (Multiple choice allowed so as to artificially inflate the returns.)
Re: Statements & Declarations Thread Gaear, I think we should consider this carefully. This could spawn yet more irrelevant threads that interest only a few and have nothing to do with CO8, AND OVERRUN THE ENTIRE WEBSITE! :nervous: Words of Wisdom are precious and few, but there's plenty of my crap.
Re: Statements & Declarations Thread That's what General Discussion is for ... ... and everybody thinks they're among the precious few, so they must be accomodated! ~ Tangentially, I've always been puzzled by internet forums that seek to limit participation and discourage posting new threads. (e.g., a mod will say "Hey you ***hole, don't you know there's already a thread somewhere where somebody said the same thing?! SILENCE!") I understand that a bunch of spam is no fun, but isn't posting and participation what message boards are supposed to be all about? Who wants to sit around saying nothing and looking around blankly? We can all do that without coming here.
Re: Statements & Declarations Thread So, I just received a CD in the mail from Russia. It came certified mail. Everything is russian on it except for my name, "Petit Paquet" and "Par Avion". I'm not a linguist or anything but petit paquet and par avion don't look or sound russian to me. I also don't recall ever stating that I was in the USA. I mean, I would take it for granted that they would know because I'm just the same as all of the rest of the bourgeois pig americans that buys stuff overseas because it's cheaper, but how do they know? We never studied specific geological areas of russia. If someone didn't make it specifically clear, like say "Mitischy, Russia", I would never know where to send a package if it just said "Mitischy". Do they study all geological information of the USA, from country, to time zones, to states, to cities to neighborhoods to streets? Are we really that special? Or maybe they do it so they can strike quickly if the opportunity arises? Duluth, MN could be Duluth, Manitoba! Or Duluth, Mauritania, Africa! Maybe we should start studying provinces and municipalities and counties and whatever else they use over there.