Cougars are sadists

LOLOLOLOL....


cougar: like a pedophile but for a straight chick

relax she's just a cougar, she's no worse than pastor Tim

Cougar Formula: Younger Age > Older Age/2 + 7 yrs

a lady person at least 20 years of age (as of July), who pursues or has been with a boy person at least two years younger than her.

Not to be confused with a cradle-robber or pedo.

"Did you see that lady holding hands with that teenager? Whatta cougar.

1. "Did you see Tim's new grandfriend?"
2. "Yeah, she looks like his mother?"
1. "Yeah, She's 20yrs older!"
2. "I guess his mother didnt breastfeed him enough?"

1. Chris ate all the fig newtons, what a cougar.
2. Andy likes men...that cougar!

look at that cougar i bet shes a senior in high school.

At midnite, she looked coyote ugly. But by 3, she had morphed to a cougar!

That woman is hot, but she looks like my Aunt. She's definitely cougar-material.

 

Aren't relationships/marriages a process of reclassification anyway?

 

Yep. I had been acting under the false presumption that a woman going out with a man at least 10+ years her junior, would be considered a cougar.

After seeing reading some of the definitions, I'm quite happy I was wrong. J is definitely not a cougar by any of those definitions. Just a mature woman with excellent taste!

Thanks! I appreciate that. Couldn'e be truer, too! :thumbsup:

And you don't know the half of it!! :eyebrow:

 

This one scratches her head, wondering why female cougars are termed predators. :scratchhe

 

Because they are stalking and hunting weak prey. It's their nature. Instinctive.

I mean, really, what guy is going to say no? It's not in me to deny a mature woman her desires. Just gotta suck it up and take one for the team.

 

I have even more proof that cougars are sadists. She wants to start running and casually inferred that I should start running too. I have just 2 words for her...not a !@#$%^& chance in hell am I running anywhere. If I need to get somewhere fast, I'll call a cab! I ain't gonna destroy myself for anyone, unless they are giving me some serious hardcore cash, and probably not even then!

This also proves that the old joke simply has no basis in fact...

Q: What do women and dog poop have in common?

A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

 

rotflmao!!!

EDIT: rotflmao = rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

 

rotflmao????
Ok I give up .

 

Made by a former guildie explaining the meaning of ROTFLMAO among other things...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A&feature=related

 

Oh I see.
Wiseguy eh.
Why I oughtta....

 

I have realized the true cougar for me. She actually started my puberty with her voice and it has been the most intense one sided love relationship ever since the mid 70's. And she's 62 right now. I can't say her name or I'll get hysterical blindness. If you don't recognize her here, then I truly feel you haven't lived life.

Then and now...I'd surly love to bite her in the @$$, take lockjaw and have her drag me to death.

 

It's ROTFLMAO, Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off. Arguably originated during WoW's beta-testing.

 

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