In the Service of Her Majesty The Queen

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  1. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    The Queen may indeed be amused by your hopping and yelping, but the disappearing act is not appreciated and will be addressed...dost thou forget all the previous whackings you have been given, oh Clumsy One? Leans her chin on her hand, tapping her foot impatiently, cogitating.
     
  2. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    There's always "going commando" :eyebrow:

    There were a few huge storms that passed through our area yesterday afternoon and night. I heard on the radio that the winds in Downtown Chicago were pretty fierce. The newscaster had said that people wearing sundresses were having them blown all over the place.

    My first thought... why the Hells wasn't I there!!?? You just know, by the laws of averages, that at least one of the sun-dressed was "going commando".

    No damage in Schaumburg, thankfully and power remained on. I love underground utilities! Pretty sure my Dad who lives on the NW side got hammered pretty bad. I'll find out tonight.

    J and I are hosting a combined early Father's Day/late N's B-Day/a what-the-Hell dinner tonight.
     
  3. GuardianAngel82

    GuardianAngel82 Senior Member

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    A thousand pardons, Milady. It's hard to recall anything in the face of blunt force trauma to the skull. :scratchhe

    The good news is: the mud is only ankle deep. The bad news is: I'm upside down.
     
  4. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    Right yourself immediately!

    Don't blame the Queen for any blunt force trauma you may have experienced due to repeated whackings...if you spent more time with me, like a proper fanboy would, instead of hanging out with that green woman you are so fond of, you would get whacked much less!
     
  5. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    I hope you had a good day and the night is going well.

    Saturday night. And still, no dancing for me. Sighs. Not even on Second Life. What is the world coming to?

    Tomorrow is when we celebrate Father's Day here in the US. I hope all of you who are fathers get breakfast in bed, at the very least!


    To all who will sleep tonight on this side of the earth,

    The Nightly Abbreviated Mission:

    Sleep
    and sleep
    and sleep.

    Wake up groggy.

    May the Lady smile
    on you and me too.

    G'Night.
     
  6. GuardianAngel82

    GuardianAngel82 Senior Member

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    I'll have to admit there is a lot of whacking going on there. And my chiropracter agrees with you.

    But she's so perky, in a gruesome sort of way. And she's so adorably dainty when she cleaves skulls with that Unholy Orc Double Axe...
     
  7. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    Pray tell, what am I going to do with you, oh Clumsy, NonRepentant One?

    Dainty and perky indeed! I, your Queen, am ever so much more perky, although perhaps not um dainty.

    Come kiss my foot and all will be forgiven.
     
  8. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    Shall we shall keep those "somethings" in the PM area, O Queen? :evilgrin:
     
  9. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    Nope. The Queen only functions here, in her thread.
     
  10. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    I hope you had a good day and the night went well.

    And tomorrow is Monday. Again.


    To all who sleep tonight on this side of the earth,

    The Nightly Abbreviated Mission:

    Sleep
    Wake
    be happy

    May the Lady smile
    on you and me too.

    G'Night.
     
  11. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    I hope you had a good day and the night goes well.

    A friend of mine told me that he worked a shift at a heat shelter. Heat shelters are set up so those who have no way to deal with the summer heat, during a run of very hot weather, have some place cool to go. My friend lives much further north than I do, and I guess a/c is not always available or affordable. It's a good idea. They should have them here.

    The homeless shelter takes in people, stacks them on the floor if need be, during the winter when temps go below 40 F, but as far as I know, they don't do anything during the summer. Most homeless shelters do not allow residents to stay at the shelter during the daytime. So here in Florida, that means they go to the library, or stay out in the heat. And it gets hot here.

    But then, there are lots of people who have to work and do heavy labor at that, all day long in the heat. So I guess it is a matter of perspective.

    So far, my a/c is working.


    To all who will sleep tonight on this side of the earth,

    The Nightly Mission:

    Sleep cool. Stay warm
    when it is cold and cool
    when it is hot. But sleep.
    Sleep is good for you. It
    erases trauma, children
    grow during their sleep,
    the body and mind repair
    itself.

    Waking up is good for you, too.

    Keep doing it, too.

    May the Lady smile
    at you and me too.

    G'Night.
     
  12. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    Spoilsport! You're no fun at all. :poke:
     
  13. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    I hope you had a good day and the night went goes well.


    To all who will sleep tonight on this side of the earth,

    The Nightly and Abbreviated Mission:

    There is something to be said for sleeping in nests,
    you get bored with laying in one direction, you just
    move around a little. Just why do we build beds
    the way we do, anyway.

    So sleep, in whatever fashion you like.
    Wake up and stretch.

    May the Lady smile
    on you and me too.

    G'Night.
     
  14. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    I hope you had a good day and the night goes well.

    Lots of frogs hopping around outside where I work tonight...guess
    there will be lots of frog eggs soon.

    And I heard the owl hoot.


    To all who will sleep tonight on this side of the earth,

    The Nightly Mission:

    Sleep..sleep hard...
    dream...dream sweet.
    and wake up in the
    morning rested.

    May the Lady smile
    on you and me too.

    G'Night.
     
  15. Scryler

    Scryler Night's Wordsmith

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    Locking


    That's where
    the love locks
    she said
    euphoric
    after a night of intense
    steamy
    lovemaking


    Ah yes


    when 2 hearts
    2 souls
    propelled
    by the body's energy
    come
    as close to merging
    as ever they will
    that is indeed
    where
    the love
    locks
     
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