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  1. nigelle

    nigelle Member

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    Hi to everyone in this forum, I am new member interested in learning new things. Hope that I will get your all support to do my best in this forum. Thank you all.
     
  2. Necroticpus

    Necroticpus Cthulhu Ftaghn!

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    My name is Necroticpus and I am a computer gamer. My addiction started out with Atari pong and has escalated from there. I used to play casually but quickly gained momentum until I found myself continually sitting in front of the tv and monitor, hooked on the games. As a result, the games took everything from me. I failed in 3 marriages, the bank foreclosed on 3 of my houses, my kids have disowned me, I lost several good paying jobs, I don't exercise and lead a sedentary lifestyle so I'm now over 1000 pounds, wash myself with a rag on a stick and social services are on my case about my mom's basement being cited for a public health hazard what with all the rotting garbage lying around as well as the feces of 34 dogs, 12 cats, 4 ferrets and 1 vietnamese pot-bellied pig, as well as all of the rats, cockroaches, flies and snakes drawn to the filth.

    After the construction crew cut through the house, I was air-lifted to mother of mercy hospital where I await months of surgery where the doctors have to cut away blubber in 50 pound chunks so that I can breathe.

    I am here by the grace of god and want to make some changes in my life to get healthy again and kick the habit.

    *group hug*

    Welcome nigelle! :hug:
     
  3. Ranth

    Ranth Established Member

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    Necro,

    Maybe I have a strange sense of humor, but I just read that in a coffee shop, started laughing uncontrollably, and everyone is staring at me now.

    Thanks
     
  4. Necroticpus

    Necroticpus Cthulhu Ftaghn!

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    I think perhaps you do have a strange sense of humor because I do also. So did Einstein. We are all misunderstood. We have to stick together because we are the largest minority in the world. This is why you see that the world is run by so many dumb!@#$%. They are in the majority and always will be!
     
  5. GuardianAngel82

    GuardianAngel82 Senior Member

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    The wierdos who out to get us must be stopped!
     
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