Kim Kardashian's Butt: Real

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  1. Gaear

    Gaear Bastard Maestro Administrator

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    [this just in to the Co8 news command center ...]

    Apparently scientists have discovered that Kim Kardashian's butt is unaugmented, contrary to popular belief. Or maybe it was just some doctor who x-rayed it, but anyway, there are apparently no man-made materials in there. I'm not sure what butt augmentation would look like on an x-ray though ... any doctors in the house?

    What do you think: is this even possible, biologically?

    http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b249131_kim_kardashian_x-rays_her_butt_its_real.html
     

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  2. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    I'd say yes. Genes have an interesting way of giving certain individuals extraordinary cosmetic gifts. An amazing pair of natural breasts or a well endowed male, for example. I would say such gifts would still be it's quite rare, however.
     
  3. Sergio Morozov

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    While I am not familiar with the so-called "stars" of American TV, I can say that a photo of someone with an x-ray picture of unidentified butt does not prove anything.

    And, really, why should we we care about some Armenian woman's butt, when we have global ecological crisis developing? I'd say we should care about our own... butts.

    [EDIT] Butt augmentations ARE possible, but who needs them?
     
  4. Gaear

    Gaear Bastard Maestro Administrator

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    I know butt augmentation is possible - in fact it's done in the US rather frequently now, from what I understand. What I was wondering is if it was possible for Kardashian's butt to be like that without augmentation. Emirkol reassures us that it is. ;)
     
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    Because Sergio claims not to be familiar with the "stars" of the US, and I assume that includes Kim Kardashian, she is most famous for her amazing bum-bum. I believe Gaear intended this post in good humor, not as a statement of what's most important right now from a global, economic perspective. ;)

    At any rate, Kim Kardashian is just a very shapely gal. I'm willing to believe it's her natural curves down there.
     
  6. ManosFate

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    As Mulder used to say, "I want to believe..."
     
  7. Sergio Morozov

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    1. I've written "ecoLOGical" crisis, mwhahaha!
    2. Shapely natural butts are possible.
    3. I knew it was a humorous post.

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    Gaear, they DO butt augmentations FREQUENTLY in the USA ?!
    Owww, decadent sick world!
     
  8. Gaear

    Gaear Bastard Maestro Administrator

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    Yeah ... I read somewhere a while ago that they were actually measurable now (no pun intended) against breast augmentation, as opposed to just a tiny fraction. The thing I wonder is what happens when big butts go back out of style? Suddenly you're stuck with this big old thing back there that nobody thinks is hot anymore. Back to the doctor, I guess. :smarty:
     
  9. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    Guess that's why they make the removable butt augmentors. Sorta of like hair extensions, except for your butt. You can change on a fly with the times. :thumbsup:
     
  10. maalri

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    I never doubted in the first place.

    She has a fine a$$,a nd she works it. Just like J-Lo (who at least, has other talents in addition to luscious looks)

    That is the "end" of the matter for me :dribble:
     
  11. GuardianAngel82

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    Like Dolly Parton said, "I'm tired of everyone carrying on about my chest! I've got a great ass, too!"
     
  12. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    Hear! Hear! An awesomely talented and beautiful woman and classy as hell, too!
     
  13. kio11

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    must be a bit embarrassing to go on the news with your butt
     
  14. Emirkol the Chaotic

    Emirkol the Chaotic Proud Polytheist

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    Not when you have the IQ of a houseplant.
     
  15. GuardianAngel82

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    She's THAT smart?

    Actually, I think her fame is as a porn star, ala Paris Hilton.
     
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