We have recently approached flaming threshold in so many threads, I am beginning to feel guilty. So, let us tell funny stories in this thread. I do not know any at the moment, can someone start?
Okay here's one from my time in uniform: An American military unit was patrolling the West German border when it accidently wandered into East Germany. It ran into a Soviet patrol, shots were fired and both units hit the dirt on opposite sides of a road. A Soviet soldier yelled "Reagan is an Asshole!" An American soldier replied "Brezhnev is an asshole!" Later, there were two casualties: a truck struck an American soldier and a Soviet soldier shaking hands in the middle of the road.
This story a friend told me about his work. He's a spook for the NZRAF and works in one of the most secure rooms in New Zealand. So, the airconditioning in the room is always breaking down, either way to hot or way to cold, so they call the company to come and repair it and the same guy always turns up. "I am here to fix your airconditioning." he says in a russian accent, "I need access to [some room I can't remember the name of]" so hes excorted there and let in. Later he comes back "I need access to your ventilation ducts" So he's given access to those as well. They like to joke that he's a russian spy.
An Elf a Human and a dwarf walk into a tavern ... The Human says, three ales barkeep and tosses a few coins on the bar. The Elf slides his ale away with a disgruntled look and whines, there's a fly in this. The human looks down at his ale and plucks the fly out of his and drinks it. Both turn to see what the yelling is about in the direction of the dwarf. The Dwarf has his fly by the wings and is shouting ... SPIT IT OUT YE LITTLE THIEF AFORE I RIP YE WINGS OFF!! The moral of the story? Always use wingless flies when spoiling a dwarf's ale. OK, OK ... they can't ALL be funny. :Being_a_s
